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  1. Old Tool

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    don't get used to it, hippy! :p
     
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  2. hedonism96

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    I was gonna say moo to him!
     
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  3. prtndr

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    Yeah, I did the same, but I didn't go this far outside the norm. Can you imagine the shit this kid is going to get when he or she starts school?
     
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  4. Old Tool

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    Ever been to a Scandinavian school? You likely wouldn't recognize it - a bit different from our US model. Pop will likely assimilate in a hurry after some initial curiosity :)
     
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  5. hedonism96

    hedonism96 Porn Star

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    I know children can be very cruel sometimes, but when I thought about the kid's school years, I thought "hmm, this one is a bit different. I'm curious. I know, you show me yours and I'll show you mine!" Mystery over!
     
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  6. prtndr

    prtndr Porn Star

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    It ain't the mystery, it's the social stigma of having been raised so different. The kid's already in the papers - everybody he or she goes to school with will know, point, and giggle. At the time when he/she is first learning to fit into a larger society, he/she will be pegged as a weird kid from day one.
     
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  7. hedonism96

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    Sure the kid is in the papers - as POP - a pseudonym!!!!
     
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  8. Camel Toe

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    I have a suspicion that when the kid gets old, "it" will move to Las Vegas. Maybe even join a porn forum, and start a thread about a mythical, magical, tropical paradise.
     
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  9. Old Tool

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    How about a bet of 17-1/2 years? I'll lay you 20-1 odds that the kid turns out 'normal' after all by the time it is 20. I'll be around to collect - you can PayPal it to me :p
     
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  10. prtndr

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    And you really think their neighbors don't know? That people in that town won't figure out who they're referring to? That gossip won't follow that kid as long as he/she lives there? The media is on the scent, and will never let the kid live in peace. When he/she heads to school, some idiot will publish "Exclusive Pictures".
     
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  11. *Golden*

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    That child is going to be picked on everyday at school. Parents are not going to want their kids to play with "Pop". They are setting theier child up for failure. This is truly horrible parenting.
     
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  12. Old Tool

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    ok, hedonism . . . :-|
     
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  13. hedonism96

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    Not this one Old Troll, although I like the avatar :excited:
     
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  14. Jessicat

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    hey nice ass! i need to get laid and stumbler is ignoring me :mad:

    wanna fuck? :satisfied:
     
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  15. Camel Toe

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    Perhaps Satan could deliver a bit of illumination.
     
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  16. Empress Lainie

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    The child is two now. I would bet the farm that before this child is 4 Pop tells the parents that I am a boy, or I am a girl, and it may NOT match Pop's genitalia.
     
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  17. Jessicat

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    ah shit, not another not very subtle sock reference :mad:

    aren't any of you limp dicks gonna jump my bones - I am verified, ya know!!!
     
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  18. hedonism96

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    G'day cutie. I was always a sucker who couldn't say no to a young lady. Come and get me! :cool:
     
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  19. hedonism96

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    Socks??? Whaddya mean socks? Can't you see I'm naked?
     
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  20. Jessicat

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    come and get YOU?!??!!!!! :eek:

    what the fuck happened to chivalry?

    if i want a good thumping I expect the man to do the coming, dammit!!
     
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