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  1. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    I like to shag my missus doggy style up the arse. The pain means she doesn't notice anything else.
    I can smoke...
    drink...
    watch tv...
    eat....
    balance her laptop on her back and post jokes on the internet...
     
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  2. Barbaric Swan

    Barbaric Swan Porn Star

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    lol when i read the first line i was going to post "if she's in pain you're a pretty shitty partner"... then realised it was a joke :mad:
     
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  3. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    lol
    it's only supposed to hurt occasionally ;)
     
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  4. Charless

    Charless Porn Surfer

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    Ha What a ledgend :p
     
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  5. zman786

    zman786 Porn Surfer

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    haha lol the laptop part had me in tears :D in the odd chance tht ur serious remember to use lots of lube for "up the arse"
     
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  6. G_pal80

    G_pal80 Sex Lover

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    YES...thats the point!you can watch champions league,moto gp and place a beer on her back!
     
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  7. herde1724

    herde1724 Porn Surfer

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    hell yes doggystyle is the best when she is wanting it and your in the middle of a race or watchin a game
     
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  8. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    I don't think theres enough lube in exsistance to get the laptop up too...
     
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  9. insanity6is1a6virtue

    insanity6is1a6virtue Porn Star

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    hm... *Googles "laptop in arse"*

    Damn.. this was all I could find.
     
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  10. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    I'm surprised that you didn't mention the advantage of not having to see the same old face and being able to picture someone else belonging to the ass you're fucking. ;)
     
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  11. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    theres an image i could have lived without... lol


    thats just disrespectful...:rolleyes:
     
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  12. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    Lol. Right. ;)
     
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  13. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    what? lol
     
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  14. passenger888

    passenger888 Porn Surfer

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    i love doing my girl doggie, but makes her pussy fart a lot (not anal here) which makes her sore after a while. anyone mind that? i feel like its just natural and dont mind it...
     
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  15. Suze3221

    Suze3221 Her Crankiness

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    :wall:
     
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  16. captnm

    captnm Porno Junky

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    We thought doggy style was out on the front lawn with a lot of yelping going on. It's fun when the neighbours throw a bucket of cold water on us.::p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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  17. Juli3

    Juli3 Newcumer

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    I've let my boyfriend fuck me doggy while we watch movies or he plays games. It's fun because he tends to last longer since he isn't thinking too much about the sex. :kiss:
     
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  18. can i be your sex kitten

    can i be your sex kitten Porn Star

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    i should try that!! :rolleyes:
     
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  19. catrina604

    catrina604 Porn Star

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    I love to be done doggy style very roughly.
     
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  20. splodge

    splodge Porn Star

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    ???

    omg a genuine reason to get away with it lol
     
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