Would it be safe to anally masturbate with a bratwurst (uncooked, if that matters) in a Ziploc bag (or two or three)? (With lube, of course...)

Thanks!

(No, I won't end up eating it. It's past its expiration point... but it looks fine. But, I'd double or triple on the Ziplocs just in case).

 

Cooked, maybe. How about a ring bologna. More firm.

 

Hmm to me that seems weird, but HEY who am I to judge.
I guess nothing bad can happen. Maybe wash it just to be safe.

 

Damn it!!! You always post before me, this is like 10th time lol.

 

Who?,,,me?

 

I've only got bratwurst, and all the shops are closed.

But, the general consensus is that it's safe (health-wise - I don't particularly want any non-shit stuff growing inside me!) if it's been Ziploc bagged three times?

Thanks again.

 

One of my fav's is a carrot.

 

How does the Brat feel about it? :excited: Have fun!!!!

 

LMAO!!!

+1

 

Probably wan't hurt you.

Google rectal foreign bodies...

 

Yea you.

 

how about a cucumber or maybe the handle of ur hairbrush

 

you´re german rigth ?

 

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This just sounds stupid

 

Perhaps a couple of condoms is all you need ... all that extra ziploc baggage sounds uncomfortable.

 

i've gotta suggest a condom also

 

Don't ziploc bags have seams at the sides? Those could hurt.

Also, you'd be safe without any form of protection on your bratwurst. It's not going to suddenly evolve into something ghastly and force its way out your anus, screaming Viking war cries - awesome though that may sound. You'll put it up there, get your jollies, and you'll be fine.

On the very small chance that some of the bratwurst ends up still inside your rectum when you're done, you'll promptly shit it out when you take a dump.

Problem solved.

 

That's so cliché.

 

Sorry but what the FUCK is a bratwurst?

 

try warming up a little a bitter melon (Momordica charantia)... the ridges and the bumps provide great sensation. i'd say better than an eggplant.