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  1. Allfunandgames

    Allfunandgames Porn Surfer

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    cool story bro
     
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  2. Yeti Balls

    Yeti Balls Sex Lover

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    I'll fucking murder you.

    How did this get moved to the sex stories section? Hardly...
     
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  3. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Sir, please leave.
     
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  4. QuietTemptress

    QuietTemptress Porn Star

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    holy fuckin hell. i have a headache.
     
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  5. yo12345

    yo12345 Newcumer

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    wow man that blows
     
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  6. Von Armand

    Von Armand Sex Lover

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    Fucking hilarious!
     
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  7. heffer

    heffer Sex Machine

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    lmfaoooooooooo that sucks. best story ever though
     
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  8. liekhug

    liekhug Porn Surfer

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    I was waiting to get bel-aired.
     
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  9. MizzLexa720

    MizzLexa720 Sex Machine

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    From now on when I have a really shitty day I'm going to think of this lol...

    If anyone has seen the Harold and Kumar movies does this not sound like something that would happen to them
     
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  10. martalualdix33

    martalualdix33 Newcumer

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    haha how embarassing
     
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  11. Yeti Balls

    Yeti Balls Sex Lover

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    Oh wow, I didn't think of that. How funny :excited:
     
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  12. MizzLexa720

    MizzLexa720 Sex Machine

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    I suggest writing the director of the movies and telling about this lol. Its exactly something that would happen to Harold and Kumar
     
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  13. Popsicle

    Popsicle Porn Surfer

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    Oh my good lord.
    That is, quite possibly, one of the most horrible days imaginable. D: And I thought MY day was bad !
    But, if it is true, then I'd thank that Melissa girl a thousand times over. No, it wasn't her fault, because I bet she really thought you had herpes.

    Wow.
     
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  14. trilesnik

    trilesnik Newcumer

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    embarrasing
     
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  15. kpk25

    kpk25 Newcumer Suspended!

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    very good :)
     
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  16. Cstrike

    Cstrike Porn Surfer

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    dude you couldn't win lol
     
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  17. slick0007

    slick0007 Porn Surfer

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    I believe that a similar thing has been made. it is Called "Worst week of my life" or some thing like that.

    Similar to the movie Anger Management with Adam Sandler. Great read Yeti Balls.
     
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  18. Jack_Swallow

    Jack_Swallow Sex Lover

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    Okay, true story. When I was in prison back in the 90's and up to 2001 we used to watch porn on the weekends. Each of the units was assigned a VCR on friday afternoon and on friday evening, some rented movies were brought in. Some of the inmates would have porn snuck in.

    We used to post a lookout at a window in the lobby and he would keep a watch for the guards. The guards would leave control about 50 yards away so the lookout had plenty of time to let us know they were coming so we could stop the porn tape and put in a legitimate movie before they got to the TV room.

    One night when we were watching porn the lookout left his post and the guards (both female) were at the TV room door before I noticed them. On the TV screen, a chick was getting the living shit fucked out of her by a big dicked black dude. Her eyelids were fluttering, her face and breasts were flushed. I saw one of the guards about to enter the TV room and said loudly, "She's coming!"

    The reply was, "Yeah, she is! He is fucking the shit outta her!"

    Needless to say, I was unable to repeat my warning in a different context before the guards entered the TV room and busted us!
     
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  19. Pwny

    Pwny Sex Lover

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    this is exactly the reason y i use a towel, dirty clothes, or something like that to clean up
     
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