steal your wings

 

Stomp on both hats

 

Cement shoes

 

strap you in the duran duran machine

 

Send you to the sun

 

use my belt sander to take a couple layers of skin off

 

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stuff a long dildo up ur ass until it came out the mouth

 

Living ant colony

 

african killer bees

 

Harvest your organs and sell them on the black market

 

rototill you into my garden for fertilizer

 

Drink poisons first so your garden's vegetables get poison in them

 

Pepper spray up the cooter

 

Feed him nothing but salt. It'll speed up dying of thirst

 

Tell her the funniest joke in the world
She will die laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhmnOpoGAPw

 

Open up his chest and play music on his ribs like a xylophone. He'll die by the end of the song.

 

Oh! Do Swanee River! That's my favorite!

(****Hides Alien in Chest Cavity that devours her soon after)

 

Wish that he had no bones

 

Ridin' on the bus, ridin' on the bus,
sitting next to bums,
there's an open seat,
hope that isn't pee!

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Hit her in the throat. While in shock. Take a knife and carve a hole directly in the back of the neck. Then slowly insert fingers into the hole and start tugging on the spine. Find where a rough area is that seems to be sharp and sticking into the middle back area. Use the knife to cut into that area and then disconnect the tissues holding onto the spine. Then pull the spine out with my fingers.

Now she's lost very little blood and still alive but has no spine. Now take both my thumbs and place them anywhere under a rib. And pull up very hard and push it back. Puncturing a lot of organs. Now where the ribs punctured holes in her back, pour gasoline down the hole and into her mouth.

Now bend back and break off all of her fingers. Use the bones to stick into her eyes and slowly carve out the eye sockets. Now pour gas into the eye sockets. And do the same for nose. Now take a knife and slice off toes. Take the pinkey toe bone and jam it into her asshole. And then pour more gas into her mouth. Now slit her wrists and pour gas onto the gashes. Now shove black-cats into the holes around the spine area. Stick a cigarette into her mouth. Light it. Now she'll be on fire on the inside. Watch as guts shoot out of her back as the black cats go off.

Now she's dead.

 

You're so sweet :rose:

Have my bf lay him into the foundation of a building. (He's a construction worker.)