Miststück! :lol:

 

moi?

 

Nicht ganz

 

Doch.

Et oui, Jamie!

 

but....but that must be some kind of mistake

 

Fehler, ja

 

danke....

 

keine Sorgen

 

Now you're talking..!

*reaches into his sporran, pulls out a large cushion and straps it to his rear... then, patiently waits for the kick*

*goes flying high into the air* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!! This is fun! *somersaulting madly*

*releases the cushion, and reaching into his sporran, pulls out a pair of goggles, and a set of glider wings*

*straps them on, and soars like a bird across the field*

*reaching into his sporran again, and pulls out a radio microphone*

Yes, this is Delta Lima Foxtrot 0-0-1 Fluffy, heading 1-8-2. Requesting landing clearance for Choc-o-world, over?

*waits for an answer*

Roger that, and thank you. Delta Lima Foxtrot 0-0-1 Fluffy, out!

*taxis neatly to a stop in the grounds of choc-o-world*

*licks his lips and thinks to himself* Have to thank SS for that next time I see her!

Well if you meet the terms and conditions mentioned previously to Jule, consider yourself a member! *warm grin*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

IF I meet the conditions? Of course I do...wanna try?

 

can i join too pretty please

 

Well *licks his pen and gets out his notebook* Do you swear to gave free access to your lap and cleavage, for those times a fluffy doggy needs someplace to rest his head?

Do you have a plentiful supply of chocolicks?

And finally, I will need some sort of verification of said cleavage to make sure its suitably snuggly to curl up in. I have standards you know. Admittedly, I don't have many... but I do have them! *grins*

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

well I swear.....

chocolicks....uhm well....kinda...I mean I always mean to save them for you, but somehow they end up in my mouth....would it be okay if we share?

Well as to the verification.....well...he he I have that album you know

 

*adds a new number in his notebook* Joining FLUFF is easy, and the rules for joining are posted above. *wagging tail cheerfully*

Once you've fulfilled the requirements, I'll be happy to add you as a member!

*is surprised at how popular this is proving* Hmm... might have to go easy on the chocolicks somedays - don't want to lose my figure!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

well my lap is currently free and cleavage is in my av ... hopefully thats enough to be snuggle your head on ...just gotta work on getting some chocolicks to put on them to entice you

plus ill enjoy being the third member because it is the magic number

 

*scampers off to check the album* Oh yes, that's a most acceptable place to curl up in... *smiling warmly*

Hmm... sharing... sharing... well, it's highly irregular, but these are modern, liberated times I suppose. All right, we'll *takes a deep breath* share the chocolicks!

*pens you in as Fluffemme Number 2*

*shakes your hand* Welcome to the club!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

YAY!!!! You´re the best fluffly dog EVER!

 

*looks at the cleavage, and makes mental note to bring a map and something to light the way in case he gets lost in there* Oh now there was a cleavage made to snuggle in... *ticks it off his list*

Hmmm... no chocolicks though... well, I do accept chocolick body paint, chocolick bars, chocolick drinks and chocolick coins... but I don't know, no chocolicks...

*thinking* ...I'll grant you a pending membership, which will be fully affiliated when you fulfil all the criteria - namely, lots of chocolicks! *grins and wags his tail hugely*

Welcome to FLUFF, Sub!

*writes carefully* Sub - Fluffemme number 3.

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

*warmly hugging Jamie's ankle* The pleasure is mine honey - you're always welcome in my world and my life, any time!

Bye for now - Fluffy McNoo.

 

chocolick body paint i have .... it was the chocolick drops i was missing .... maybe ill paint my clevage in it in order to grant full membership