An ex and I were having one of our Sunday morning marathon fucks. She was riding me hard and I noticed a certain small. I asked her about it and she looked behind her and she said in her strong southern drawl, "daaaaammnnnnn." Yes, she had pooped. Talk about killing the moment.

 

I don't know about the worse thing. I do remember the most halarious thing was one night in the living room me and the EX were going at it hot and heavy when our son (who was like 18 months old at the time) and had fallen aslep between us on our bed. He woke up..came out to the living room which was dark, found us and laid down on my back with her under me..and went fast aslep again...lmao.
Lemme tell yu it was tricky getting him off me without him falling and getting hurt.
I just could not stop laughing.

 

Worst thing that happened to me during sex is... that it can't last forever?

 

Got caught by my mom.

 

threw up because I gagged during an extremly rough face fucking.

 

Cramp...fuck that hurt

 

Wife found out...

 

little bit 'O poo on the penis.
slightly bend penis from her rising a little too high, and coming down a little too fast.

 

In the midst of some rapid, hard sex I popped out and went all the way in her ass dry....

She rocketed off the bed bawling and holding her tush. I felt horrible standing there with her balled up on the floor crying and bleeding a little. It was a complete accident but what do you say at that time besides I am so sorry.

 

worst thing during sex.....
ex-gf and i were 69'ing. i pulled back for a second, admiring the beautiful pussy i had before me, when her muscles contracted and started her period.
boner killer right there.

 

That little strip of skin that connects the foreskin the the underpart of the penis head tore. I bled all over the place, on her, the motel sheets, myself. God, I freaked the fuck out.

 

not nearly as bad, but you just reminded me of the time i was going down on my girlfriend and giving her a really good tongue lashing and i sliced right through the tiny little flap of skin that holds your tongue to the floor of your mouth with my lower teeth. owwwwwww

 

the worse thing happened with a ex girlfriend when i was eating her out i decided to blow a little air in her pussy and watched her let out a beaver fart well i did it six times and the last time she didnt blow out all the air, at 4 am she wakes me up experencing bad cramps and i have to take her to the local hospital, after looking her over the doctor asks what i was doing to her as he explained i inflated her uterus and had to deflate it, imagen haveing to explain it to her doctor

 

The worst thing?

Realizing, the morning after, that we lost the condom somewhere- meaning, we didn´t use it all the time... Damn, that sucked.

Being caught by mom isn´t that horrible, my ex´s door was broken, so it didn´t close properly. His mom came in from time to time- she isn´t really the type for being ashamed... So she stayed sometimes and sang (in german) "I saw your butt- that shouldn´t ever happen" (Ich hab deinen Po gesehn- das durfte nie geschehn). Annoying- but not the worst thing^^

 

A few years back dating a girl for a while who was still a virgin. We were making out pretty heavy one night, when one thing led to another and my very hard and loaded cock was at the entrance of her very wet and untouched pussy. I looked her in the eyes with my hand holding and caressing the side of her head, I asked her " are you sure you want this"? She replied," I don't know" then started to cry.........
Good bye erection and moment........yes I did the gentleman thing and stopped and told her it was ok, she would know when the time was right......Fuckin bitch dumped me a week later because, "I was too nice"!!!!! Lesson fucking learned.......

btw - yes she was legal, for those of you who are wondering!!!

 

Girl wanted me to do anal sex so I stopped having sex with her and went in a mood with her for about 2 weeks for fucking nagging me, dirty slut.

 

always the same thing!!!!!! the guy finishes FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-(

 

Reading some of the post it dosen't seem bad in the slittiest. But when I was in my teens and was with a girl. Her parents where meant to be out all night. We were on the couch in the front room when her mum, dad and nan walked in on us. Not mush you can do when your but naked. Wasn't fully clothed when kicked out the house either.

 

I've had sex when parents walked in but luckily it was upstairs mind you when she's not wearing knickers and there on the floor bit obvious... lol

 

That happened to my friend. He had to go fishing for it in her vagina.