lol

 

Well, they aren't having a mini-stroke. With all of that noise, and they aren't actually orgasming. WTF?

 

don't we all wish taht would happen i came close but not once had it happen

 

And I thought Tera Patrick is shooting documentaries. Damn!

 

or maybe you not atractiv inoth :excited:

 

You don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire...

 

Repressed? Perhaps true because I thought English girls were either the prim and proper and prudish (at least outwardly) or wanton sluts, and my greatest fantasy was to turn the former into sluts....but it remained a fantasy unfortunately..:-(

 

It is a matter of timing. I have had a couple of times in my life where shit happened that could have come right out of a porn movie. My wife also has a fantasy about blowing a stranger in a sauna, so keep trying and maybe it will happen.:excited:

 

LOL

your living in a dream world buddy. i use to think the same way as a teen,
hoping a teacher would take me home and ask to come in, and take me.
porn is a fantasy. although, it's very hot to watch and hope.

the vast majority of those plots are what society fantasizes about.
some are real of course. very few come to reality. such as

INCEST ( probably the most common & # 1 fantasy of everyone here )

BONDAGE

STRAP-ON ( for those into that )

LESBIAN/BI

SWINGING

TEACHER/STUDENT

these are probably more common than all others. things like, BESTIALITY
is far more uncommon and ( ILLEGAL) than what you see in those types
of movies.

WORSE, are the sick minded perverts into teens. you will never see that,
and hope we never will.

another is, a GRANDPA and GRAND-DAUGHTER or, an old man getting it on
with a very young ( legal ) girl. i don't think these sell well, like their
M.I.L.T.F. & G.I.L.T.F. movies.

I.M.O..

 

It is just a matter of timing and keeping yourself open. On Friday my wife met the pizza guy at the door bare naked and asked to blow him for a tip. Later that night, when she was bouncing up and down on his dick, you know he was thinking he'd walked into a porn movie.

When I read your post I sent a note to a friend who I knew could relate. She tells me she has blown strangers in the sauna or steamroom "a few times" and my wife is so excited by the idea that she now says she is "definitely going to do it."

Honestly, if you find the right partner every night seems like something out of a porn movie. in fact, it is not that hard to find someone who will watch porn with you and try the things they like.

I am saying, don't give up- life can be whatever porn movie you make of it.

 

i've had stuff happen over the years, right out of porn movies, but, most of the time alcohol was involved, lol, be patient! the ymca near where i live, just made a new rule, you have to have on shorts to go into the sauna, hmmmm, wonder why?

 

Jeez.... I keep TRYING to make the porn fantasies come true, but I'm just one girl!!!

Also, when you do show up naked for the pizza boy he usually gets embarrassed and ducks out real quick, and the guys you offer random blowjobs too are sure you are trying to trick them somehow.

I want to know why I can't find my brooding bad boy with a heart of gold just waiting for me to tame him.