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  1. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Yes, they do. I've heard it.

    I've seen it written on this very forum, too.

    Again, you prove your idiocy.
     
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  2. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Here, Inc. An example.

     
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  3. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    He did it... Twice! So it was no mistake.
     
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  4. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    Incubus just didn't realise what I'd done in this thread - to be fair, he wasn't the only one, and though I thought it was obvious, perhaps not - and now won't admit his mistake.
     
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  5. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    they do?:eek:

    you have? :eek:

    [​IMG]

    :shock:

    i mean ARSEhole :(
     
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  6. Jule

    Jule Porn Star

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    I hate the saying "to give sb. a bell". My ex said it all the time and it drove me nuts.
     
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  7. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    <proffers hand for handshake> It wasn't a contest, mate. I wasn't clear, you misread, we bitched.

    Shit happens, man.
     
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  8. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    The expression "might could" drives me nuts.
     
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  9. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    actually i had no idea that people said intensive purposes. how fucking retarded is that?
     
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  10. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    I'm starting to be concerned by how many similar things annoy X_O and me.

    Things that "run the whole gambit".

    Stuff that turns out to be a "bit of a damp squid"

    I also get very annoyed with people who say "you know" as part of an explanation of something that you clearly don't know until they explain it.
     
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  11. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    then prepare for a brain aneurysm :excited:

    https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=101480
     
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  12. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    It's 'squib' you fucking idiot!! :excited:

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    A typical Chinese Squib


    [​IMG]Pyrotechnics
    portal

    A squib is a miniature explosive device used in a wide range of industries, from special effects to military applications. They resemble tiny sticks of dynamite, both in appearance and construction, although with considerably less explosive power. Squibs can be used to generate mechanical force, as well as to provide pyrotechnic effects for both film and live theatrics. Squibs can be used for shattering or propelling a variety of materials.[1]
    A squib generally consists of a small tube filled with an explosive substance, with a detonator running through the length of its core, similar to a stick of dynamite. Also similar to dynamite, the detonator can be a slow-burning fuse, or as is more common today, a wire connected to a remote electronic trigger.[2] Squibs range in size, anywhere from 2 to 15 millimeters in diameter.[1]
    Squibs are sometimes confused with electric matches, as well as with detonators. While those are specifically used to trigger larger explosions, squibs are generally (but not always) the main explosive element.[1]
     
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  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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  14. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    And that's why it's annoying when people say squid, you fucking idiot.:rolleyes:
     
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  15. Always Available

    Always Available Voluptuously Concupiscent

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    I dislike it when I hear people say:

    "he/she turned around and said..." :mad:
     
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  16. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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  17. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    He did the same to me.

    I think he's left his bridge again! xD
     
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  18. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    What can I say.....

    I fancied exploring a little!! :excited:
     
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  19. Doc Slim

    Doc Slim Sex Machine

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    Trite and pedestrian phrases don't phase me in any real way, but I hate it when people drag words out. Like, "WAAAAAAaaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZUP?!?!!?" (The '90's were a dark time).

    Oh wait, any verbal/written impression of Family Guy should be met with swift, life-ending justice. It's a good show, and it does it's purpose of providing laughs from time to time, but quoting it just makes me want to stick an acetylene torch up my nose...
     
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  20. anon y mouse

    anon y mouse The Mouse that Roars

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    when me mam used to say if you get killed on that bike dont come runnin to me for sympathy


    or


    If you go out lookin like that dont come to me if you catch ya death of cold
     
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