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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. unhappy_mudkip

    unhappy_mudkip Porn Star

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    Dear santa

    Would you please stop everyone from thinking you are a fucking miracle worker? Thanks

    your pal,

    -kip

    Oh... and please undo that horrid GIJoe movie? Thanks.
     
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  2. footlovva

    footlovva Juggler of Jiggles

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    Was that supposed to be funny lol?:rolleyes:
     
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  3. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Dear Santa

    Do you think you could arrange for hubby to learn a few knots? A good supply of rope (various types and lengths please) would be nice.

    Oh yeah, and world peace and an end to suffering

    KTHXBAI
     
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  4. Crosswalker

    Crosswalker Soldier Of The Sixth String

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    Dear Santa,

    Considering you have a tendency to rape not only lilsweetbaby, but also your reindeers, I have one question - How the fuck? Even with viagra, that shit shouldn't work when you're, what, 500 years old? Oh, and get me a Gibson.
     
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  5. Yeehaarider

    Yeehaarider Porn Star

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    Dear Santa,

    Can I get a miracle for next March-April? I'd like every incumbent member of Congress to lose in the primary next year and be replaced by a member of the tea party?

    Can I get Obama to suddenly grow a conscience, own up to his lies, and resign?

    Can I get grown ups, to once again, run Hollywood? Every movie looks like it was written by a twelve year old-and I'd like actresses who play strippers to actually strip, and actresses who play porn stars to really fuck? And along that same note, can Mackenzie Rosman play Linda Lovelace?
     
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  6. lilsweetbaby

    lilsweetbaby Sex Lover

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    No that was a horrible exsperience that I had to live through. I find it offensive that you think rape is funny you sick fucking bastard.

    Lol just kidding yes it was supposed to be funny. I just want to spend more time with the people I love for christmas and the hangover could be good.
     
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  7. S.O.F.

    S.O.F. Porno Junky

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    Dear Santa, Please make my itchy rash go away.
     
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  8. AsmoDaeusI

    AsmoDaeusI Porn Surfer

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    Dear Santa

    I would like a maidel mit a klaidel ;)

    ADI
     
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  9. captainmark266

    captainmark266 Porn Star

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    dear santa

    i want my ex gf's slippery wet pussy and tight little anus to fuck

    please santa...


    i have been good
     
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  10. IVA HARDON

    IVA HARDON Porn Star

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    :p:p:p:excited::p:p:p:):)
     
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  11. Omega_Vega

    Omega_Vega Porn Star

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    I second that motion.
     
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  12. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Yeah the GIJoe movie was like a ruined orgasm...

    I liked Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character though, he was deliciously evil. But everything else was crap. And what the fuck kind of ending was that? It's called Rise of Cobra, not Completely Destroy Terrorist Group and Successfully Capture all the Bad guys!
     
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