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  1. jazza34

    jazza34 Porn Surfer

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    I was just mucking around at home when i realised my neibour was watching me masturbate, nothing came of it then and there. She just watched for a bit from her yard and then walked inside. How ever, when i was out the front i bumped in to her and her husband. In the middle of conversation (about the lead up to christmas) she stared are me and said "i would sit on it, and way it would fit". then walked off, leaving me and her husband confused. I parted ways but was she talking about my cock? or did i miss part of the conversation.
     
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  2. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    You lucky you did not get reported for exibitionism. Pervert,Stop whacking your Pee Pee where People can see you.
     
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  3. JimmyJump

    JimmyJump Porn Star

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    Seeing her comment leaves you confused, I now understand how it's possible you sit in the great wide open polishing yer knob... not the brightest one around, heh :excited:
     
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  4. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    I don't know why he would be confused. I always thought a retard would jump at the opportunity to have sex with a real woman. Well maybe not jump but kinda shuffle on over... You get the idea.
     
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  5. jazza34

    jazza34 Porn Surfer

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    I might need to add, i was in my bedroom and she was in her back yard.
     
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  6. IVA HARDON

    IVA HARDON Porn Star

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    fuck her pussy sore.:excited:
     
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  7. JimmyJump

    JimmyJump Porn Star

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    *adopting booming voice* Don't you use my name in vain, Silver :excited:

    Okay. Either she has crab-eyes, or she's very, very tall. Or, of course, your bedroom is on ground-level...

    I would say, try it the other way round, next time. You in her backyard and she in your bedroom. Then simply go back home, and voilà, you've got her ;)
     
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  8. NDD

    NDD Amateur

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    Be careful with this.

    Even though I think its pretty obvious she was giving you a hint (if you had missed a part of your conversation, the husband would not be confused) and you most likely could fuck her, you dont want to create problems where you could avoid them. If the husband finds out, it could ruin their marriage. If they have kids, then it would be even worse.

    So...
    Is she really worth it?
    Do you think she goes around a lot?
    Is her husband out of town a lot?

    If all, or most of those questions are answered with a "yes", then... you could fuck her and not feel to guilty.

    Is her marriage a perfect example of success?
    Does she have kids?
    Is her husband a good guy?
    Do you have a girlfriend?

    If any of those questions are answered with a yes, then I say you shouldn't fuck her and ruin someone's life.

    On the other hand, if all of them were answered with a no, and emphasis on the all, then I say fuck her as soon as you can.
     
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  9. OCCaliMan21

    OCCaliMan21 Porn Surfer

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    SHE WANTS YOUR DICK IN AND AROUND HER MOUTH!!
     
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  10. uc7john

    uc7john Porn Surfer

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    uc7john

    Pretend it never happend.
     
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  11. desertfly

    desertfly Porn Surfer

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    why dont you just ask her what she meant, but not in front of her husband then decide
     
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  12. snowman5520

    snowman5520 Porn Surfer

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    take it for a test ride
     
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  13. Norty Dog

    Norty Dog Sex Machine

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    He can't ask because it didn't really happen outside of a fantasy. His real neighbour is probably a 500 pound haggard old crone who cackles every time she takes a shit.
     
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