I spoke to my friend in Canada this morning and she told me how the Ney Year went for a friend of hers.

He and his wife went out to a bar to celebrate, after drinking copious amounts of the good stuff they ended up at a party.
He woke on the morning of new years day, alone in a strange bed.
He got up thinking where is the wife and went looking for her.
Walking into the lounge he found the normal post party detritus, empty bottles, cigarette butts and drunken revellers sleeping it off, but no wife.
He checked the next room and found a couple sleeping it off in the bed.
Then he checked the next room where he found his wife in bed with 3 guys and a naked girl.
He woke her up and asked her what the fuck was going on to which she replied.

"You dared me to do it".

What makes so bad is that he can't remember a thing. He might have joined in, filmed it or just watched.

 

Ya see,That is exactly why I do not drink! :excited:

 

Well this is another reason why I don't get trashed.

 

depends

i had i wicked night we adopted some spanish gangsta guy at a bar who followed us round for the night. i almost ended up in a fight for blowin a kiss at a girl starrin at me (nt the girl her bf). mate got stuck in a baby seat in the pub then we steamed maccy ds at the drive through (on foot) n got loads of burgers dont think we even paid. went 2 the strip club then somehow managed to get home after getting lost for an hour on a straight road only 2 find my mate scratching at a door saying he could smell girls in the hotel.

 

You really need to expand on the baby seat.

 

It sounds like they had an interesting evening!!!:twisted:

 

Sounds like a scene right out of "Joe Joe Dancer."

 

What is that?

 

There was a scene like that in a semi-biographical move Richard Pryor made called Joe Joe Dancer Your Life Is Calling where Pryor gives his wife what seems to be all the right hints he wants her to be a swinger and sleep with another man and then in the morning can't remember that when he sees her in bed with the other man.

Makes a guy think doesn't it?

 

That sounds like a good new year. Mabey I should drink more?

 

Jack Lemmon was in a comedy film called "How To Murder Your Wife", where he wakes up the next morning and discovers that he married a woman that popped out nude out of a cake the night before at a friend's bachelor party.

 

baby seat

we sat on a sofa n he thought it would b a gd idea 2 pull up a babys seat he tried 2 get his leg through 1 of the holes on fell over lol. took him ages 2 get out cos he got stuck between the sofas

 

Ah cmon man, it's priceless, he caught his Mrs in a strangers bed, and she's come up with a life saving one liner, "you dared me"... LOL... fuckin brilliant

 

Soooooo. I am confused. Which had the good new years and which had the bad?

And on the other hand...

Best image ever!

 

I thought that too, fucking great fast thinking but I've been told she aint the brightest onion in the box.

I guess it's up to you to decide.