Is there any way to kill oneself, without the chance of surviving? No-fail suicide.

 

And the award for creepiest first post goes to...

 

If you are thinking about that, send me a PM. Hopefully I can talk you out of it. Suicide has been called, "A permanent solution to a temporary problem."

 

eat nothing but baked beans and slightly spoiled milk for a week then stick a live grenade up your ass. to add some flare, stand in front of an industrial strength fan.

 

Funny you should ask, right now on Spike TV if you have it, is a show "1000 ways to die"...these Darwin award candidates are killing themselves pretty convincingly and they weren't trying. Good luck in all your endeavors. Hemingway had a pretty finite method. Sorry edit...where's that silverlining?

 

Every couple of weeks my neighbor gets drunk, breaks up with his g/f "for the last time," and ends up drunk on my doorstep at 2 in the morning threatening to kill himself. I offer to let him borrow one of my guns and he always declines. People that truly want to die don't ask for help, they just do it. People that want sympathy tell others about it.

 

That is damn neighborly of you Jake, offering a gun to a man in need. Bet if you offered to do the shooting he'd stop crying "wolf".

 

Wrong Forum for his bud >_< Way to kill my mood to.

 

I'd say jumping from a tall building (three floors at least) is pretty fail safe.

Messy, but usually 100% effective.

PS Most people think guns are fail safe but a guy I knew missed and just blew his face off (actually kind of skinned it and flipped his face inside out on he top of his head) and blew his molars into the ceiling.

Man, if you think he was bummed out that night you should have seen him the next morning.

 

No Dice! If John Locke can survive a fall..chances are he can too!

 

Not absolutely. The more violent the method the more likely to succeed though. People have survived almost every attempts made in almost every known way. Even the suicide prescription that doctors are allowed to give terminally ill patients in WA and OR don't always work. In last years stats, two people woke up after taking a "lethal" dose of barbiturates.

 

Usually staring down an Amtrak train or a fast moving freight will do the trick.

 

Lovely consideration for the driver FT...man tops himself in front of train, driver of train spends the rest of his life depressed, and don't forget the poor fuckers that have to scrape the remains off the train.

 

Exactly, my grandpa has worked in the railroad industry his whole life, and he has one friend who this happened to, the guy almost committed suicide himself.

 

I'd never do the shooting, no reason. I just don't have sympathy for someone who only talks to me when they want me to pump up their ego. I don't play that shit. I'm 21 and he's 35, he needs a grow a fucking sack and do it if he wants to do it or stop bitching about it. He brings all of his personal problems on himself. Some people have that addiction to drama if you know that I mean. I've got a couple older handguns i've had since I was a kid that aren't registered to anyone, he is more than welcome to use one, it's not my problem. I'm not his father and he's a grown man.

 

And what would this prove you do realise it's a selfish move on your behalf.

 

You could always go to Africa and get hunted down by a leopard...I'm sure you wouldn't survive that..

 

Walking in a minefield with clown shoes on.
Walking on stilts toward a helicopter with it's engine running.
Swimming with sharks in a suit made out of meat.

Wait, I'll think of some more...

 

Pick a fight with Kimi.

 

If you're serious about killng yourself, you swan-dive and hit the deck head first. From five floors up, it's a certainty.

On the other hand, the higher you jump, the more time you have to think "OH SHIT, I CHANGE MY MIIIIIIIND...." *splat*