Then i would most certainly, worship you x

 

I think that if you are going to kill yourself an amusing or inventive method would provide some entertainment value for your audience.

I have just watched the film 7 pounds and I would definately recommend that particular scenario, I do like the thought of other peoples lives being helped and improved by the demise of someone that no longer wishes to exist.

I am sure that the internet will be a valuble resource for your endeavor and please don't forget the donor card.

 

Ha lets get together and just do some probing then hunni.:excited::excited:

 

Yeah, I'll bet you just want to probe the depths of the atheist vagina....

 

Well I was thinking of a stimulating intellectual conversation about the follies of religion, but your idea sounds a lot better.:excited::laughing:

 

For a little extra, I can bring along one of my girlfriends and we can compare and contrast the views of Bertrand Russell and Immanuel Kant, culminating in an anxiety attack.

 

Successful ways to kill oneself

1. Find the longest religious, political AND 'personalised flame thread' on the forum and read every damned post. BUT you have to take notes, if you don't die, you'll be quizzed on the content and delivery of each member's opinion!!
2. Volunteer for a couple of 'special research' programs in your local area. These are usually run by the military or a.n.other government agency and, as such, not much is known about them (human rights violations excepted, the volunteers just end up 'naaasty'!!) You'll find that these agencies are VERY good at clearing up their 'scientific mistakes' - and if you prove to be a 'success' you'll be dead anyway!! *knit one, pearl one*
3. Tie yourself to a boulder at the edge of a cliff - above deep water is best, trust me on this one, or you'll 'float' to the top!! - push boulder off cliff, enjoy the feeling of plummeting earthward - for as long as your final flight lasts, anyway!!
4. Steal my bloody chocolate - a sure-fire way of getting killed: Suicide by smc - it's almost a dictionary definition!!
5. Go look at porn and erm - masturbate your braynes out!! By far THE most enjoyable way to die, unless someone jumps your bones for ewe and shags you senseless - owaittoolate!!

/mytwopenniesworth

 

Sounds good, but I will bring along some Citalopram for the anxiety if you bring the wine.:excited:

 

12 ga. shotgun. Load it, take the safety off, put the barrel in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Guaranteed to work the first time.

A better idea, though is to talk about it. Having been suicidal myself, I have some understanding of the situation. If you don't have a close family member, see your doctor and tell him or her what you're feeling. If you don't want to talk to your doctor, leave me a PM. I'll be happy to discuss the problem privately. If there's nobody nearby at all you feel comfortable sharing with, go to this website:

http://suicidehotlines.com/national.html

Use one of their contact numbers to talk to someone who can help you. There are lots of good therapists around, and some absolutely wonderful antidepressant drugs that can help you get through the rough spots until you learn to stand on your own again (and I promise you, you can learn to stand on your own again.)

Remember this one thing - you are not alone.

 

But it isn't. There are a small number of known cases where someone has survived this.

 

for such a pathetic topic it sure is getting attention

 

Anyone who talks about suicide should be taken seriously. silverlining has not posted anything after her first post. I hope she posts again, or sends me a PM.

 

Countless. People are such frail critters.

I personally LOVE the burning man show. 1st, You tie small sticks of TNT* to your joints, body, and back of the neck. 2nd, You get good and drunk. 3rd, You go some place public, like NASCAR race or a hockey game. 4th, You cover yourself in gasoline. 5th, You but a stick on TNT in your mouth and run out on the ice. 6th, You light yourself aflame and scream as loud/long as you can.

*
Use very small explosives. Your goal in to kill yourself not injure people. The explosives you use during your performance should only be powerful enough to dismember the body parts they are attached to.

For best results scream when you run onto the ice. We want this on youtube.

 

You are right. Does any one know where silverlining lives? I hope we are not too late to catch her final act on tape.

Distant Lover,
It is probable that silverlining is an older (than 2 days) member of XNXX who created a new account to make her post. Or do people like her often post here for advice on how to get off?

SilverLining,
If you want to talk PM me. I don't give a shit and I love to listen. I wont try to talk you out of it. I wont try to talk you into either. I only want to listen to what you have to say so I can try to understand you a little. This life was given to you by God*. If God* trusts in your ability to live this life, who am I to question how or when or why you do what you do with it?

*
I am not saying that God does exists nor am I saying that God did give you your life. But, if he doesn't exist, where is the bad side of death? No hell, no judgement, no nothing but a lack of existence. Whats so bad about that?

 

a kid i went to high school with jumped 13 stories in a hotel, landed on the in hotel roof of the bar, and survived it in a heep of a mess, died several days later tho.. so i guess it did work altho that must have been a terrible couple days

 

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:


This should do a fine job.

 

Yes, if your aim is so very bad that you miss the brain and brain stem entirely. I should have included the simple instruction to point the weapon directly towards the back of the head.

Obviously, nothing is foolproof, as fools often prove themselves very ingenious in finding ways to fuck things up.

 

Yes, if your aim is so very bad that you miss the brain and brain stem entirely. I should have included the simple instruction to point the weapon directly towards the back of the head.

Obviously, nothing is foolproof, as fools often prove themselves very ingenious in finding ways to fuck things up.

As before, it's better to talk first, shoot later.

 

I still think if you don't use the proper load you could very easily live. Birdshot from a 12 gauge only has 3 inches of penetration in flesh. 3 inches isn't very damn much. They recommend that you need atleast 12 inches for a personal defense load to stop an attacker. It'd be easier to stand in front of a train. I don't believe anyone has ever survived standing directly in front of one.