Have any of you have tried cuming on your girlfriend/wife/boyfriend face & it went over their head instead? My husband always tries cuming on my face & it just goes past my ear & hit the pellow behind me. LOL He can't aim right.

 

lol, I don't know, i've always been able to hit marks that I've set for myself...

 

I always hit the target but sometimes I hit other stuff also bc I cum quite a bit. I aim for the eyes usually. If you can hit both with one spurt then that's ideal. I always wipe the remnants on the tip off on her chin.

 

HAHahaHaha...when I'm trying to cum around the pussy there is always around the tits and neck...Never hit the target :excited:

 

practice does make perfect

 

A friend in my hockey team says he sandwiched a girl with her boyfriend once after the clubs. He was in her butt, and when he was about to shoot, he pulled out aiming for her tattoo at the back of the waist. The bf looked up over her shoulder at the same time getting the first 2 shot in his face.
He then talked himself out of a beating and left quickly.

 

In my experience, most guys solve the problem by holding the gun at point-blank range.

 

HAHA! I did that once!

I have a buddy of mine whose family runs a B&B in Rhode Island right over the border from Boston. Whenever I'm out that way, I always stay with him (I FUCKING LOVE BOSTON!!!)

We like to pick up pairs of chicks and bring them back to the B&B and pass 'em between the two of us (it's ALWAYS easier to pick up chicks in pairs - as if the two of them together have a chance to fight off both of us if we chose to press the issue: stupid girls)

This one time we'd picked up a couple girls that claimed they were cousins and we brought em back. I had the room (he stays in his own place) and only one big bed, so I've got mine lying on her back with her legs draped over the side of the bed and I'm standing banging away at her missionary. They're on the other side of the bed facing us going doggystyle. I'm close and I lean down and whisper to the girl, "Do you think I can hit your cousin in her face?"

She laughs and dares me to try, so I pull out and rip off the condom.

Well, I went a little high. I had like 3 big spurts, and I hit him gangsta-style: two in the chest, one in the face.

He throws the girls he's banging away at to the side, leaped over the bed and punched me square in the nose.

I woke up a few hours later with a swollen nose (I'd already broke it when I was 19), two black eyes and lying on my back on the floor. He's lying half-asleep in MY bed with both girls draped over each arm. He nictates, sees me and he's like, "Asshole. You're sleeping on the floor tonight."

So I go downstairs and crash on the big comfy cough in the lobby. His mom wakes me up and thinks something terrible happened to me cuz I'm all swollen. I told her the whole thing and when they came down for breakfast she bitched him out for punching me, kicked out "the two whores" and banned him from having breakfast!!!! LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!

So, every time I talk to him now I start the convo with, "What up gangsta?" LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

LOL Its not gangsta-style it acually military-style.

 

Nah. I was holding "the gun" sideways...

 

Before facials got popular there was the "Pearl Necklace" where a guy would shoot under the chin and on the neck and chest hence the name a Pearl Necklace....it is easy to shoot high with a large build up of cum and I hit a few faces and chins....

Have him aim low hence hit high....or maybe just an adjustment on his sights...

 

Then again it might just be a hook or slice problem and he needs to work on his grip...

 

You know what the trouble is? Some penises just flat-out don't shoot straight. It's the weirdest thing!

And I've seen one or two that shoot in two directions at once!

 

That would be perfect for twins...

 

There's no safe place but behind it.

 

That's probably why they pee all over the loo seat, learn to aim guys, or clean it up afterward.

An ex of mine once came all over his smart trousers after some lunch break fun. He tried to clean it off with tissue and it looked worse.

 

Amen to that!

 

Dried cum in the end of the penis will sometimes make me spray while pissing....and women should really remember to raise the seat when they are done.........

Commando style (no underwear) was popular but if aroused the dick would leak pre-cum which was not very appealing.

 

Lol my partners got afro hair which most would know needs a lot of attention and time! So getting cum in it doesn't make her the happiest girl ever!!!

There was one time I hadn't cum for about a week being away on business so finally hooking up got us all horny and my balls bulging after week of waiting!

Now having sex regularly means I don't usually cum a lot or very far. However, when the time came I aimed for her pussy knowing I probably would. Let's just say the first 4 birsts totally missed her pussy, her stomach and her chest. It shot all over her face, was all in her precious hair, all over the beds headboard and wall behind it!!!!

She looked at my dick in ore for all of 10 seconds and then she turned
I was very lucky we were gagging for it for a whole week or she'd be wearing a chastity belt right now.

Now she keeps her hair, well out the way when I've not cum in a while and usually tells me to jerk-off first or she'll do it for me!!! I think i'd prefer the shock factor

 

I guess if I were in her position, I'd opt for wearing a head-scarf.

I usually don't mind cum in my hair, as long as I don't have to be at the opera in ten minutes. Any guy who cums THAT hard is aces in my book.