1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. We never ejaculate prematurely.
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice

to us when we blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's

pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like

complete idiots in ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer

game.
10. Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in the life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
17. If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.
18. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
19. We can screw our way to the top.
20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
21. It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
23. ?
24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being neglected.
25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
29. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still

there.
30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
31. We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our

teeth.
35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.
36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
38. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

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damn, just hurt us lol.. I disagree with number 29.(will alot of i do, but i would lose the war with them) We do it to shift!

 

#32 We can???????

Guess that page was missing from my manual!

 

thats what i was going to say... but i have no proof lol For now women are luckier then men!!

 

23 must be why you need to own 600 shoes vs our 2.

 

And I would give all of that up just so I did not bleed like a chopped off whale, smelled like fish and was bitchy once a month.

 

:laughing:lmao love it!

 

Win!!:excited:

 

Good list. Some of them I am jealous of. Other glad I don't have to deal with.

I guess woman can have sex with whom ever their choice is too!

 

lmfao!! just have a hysterectomy and you wont bleed!! shit april 3 was my anniversery of 3 years of no bleeding!! yey me!!! girls do rock!!

 

FUCKING WIN! was just about to post this

 

also make up your minds on the whole giving birth thing...you say we can never experience that pain you go through (which we can) then you say that its the most magical moment of your life that men cannot feel (yea we still get the kid without the pain) peace and apple grease. plus you all had to ask men permission to have equal rights lol.

 

No one will ever know if it's more painfull to be kicked in the balls, hard, or to give birth.


Thought for the day.

 

damn..almost makes me want to rush off and have a sex change :laughing: ...but....its nice to be able to change a tap washer, kill a snake or spider...best of all though...if our house is messy its ok....we're blokes

hmmm...just wondering what happened to 23 on the list ??

 

That's the mysterious question that will keep me awake all night.

 

so true so true.

And if women wear short shorts its hot, if men do it... weird.

 

Also, they're very slow to turn on. Can be tough for a guy who wants a quickie.

 

That one was deliberately left out
"we never have to have a quickie"

 

Woman can't get a hysterectomy without a good reason and approval from a doctor.
Get an IUD if possible.

 

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