no way

My guess is you wont make it

 

lol

 

Man ...
I hope u acheive enough insight through this experiment, so as to impregnate a lady standing 12 feet away.

 

I'm very hard to deal with on my best days. I got pissed off and fired two of my guys today but I probably have done the same even if I wasn't temporarily celebate.

I think I will, i'm busy at work at that is the key. In 2007 at a mere 18 years of age I went 6 months without it and it never even crossed my mind bc I was busy. I have a pet peeve about being clean. I CAN NOT under any circumstances have sex or whack the peen if i'm not clean and right now i'm spending all day on site and working on our equipment in the evenings so that also helps.

 

I predict that you will soon become cross eyed.

 

too late, i'm short, fat, cross eyed, tiny dicked, and grouchy.

 

I thought masturbation made you cross-eyed; not the lack thereof...

 

Maybe she is referring to what's going to happen when i'm off this experiment. I'm going to beat it like it owes me money, atleast ten times the first day back.

 

This whole science experiment thing is silly. My lil Prince starts getting tingly every 4 hours if he's not played with...

 

Normally I would agree, but I got kind of tired of the relentless masturbation every day and now i'm single so I figured it's as good of a time as any to try this. Test my self control.

 

Now, that's just sad. When punchin' the one eye'd monkey get's boring, life's over.

 

"I'm not getting laid anymore" = "I'm not going to lay myself, either."

Wow. You should run for Pope.

 

You guys have to keep in mind, i'm in construction. In the winter time all we can do really is plow snow. It didn't snow this year so all I did was sit around and jack off. lol

 

Excuses, excuses! Quitter!
lol

 

meh, I don't believe in organized religion. it's a sham in the grand scheme of things. eventually i'm going to start my own religion. my goal is too eventually rival the lds religion and scientology in the aspect of epic checkbook shakedowns of our followers.

 

Interesting experiment. I once decided to not masturbate until I meet the next woman and turned out to be about 6 weeks. The first time seemed to feel normal ejaculating inside her pussy. The next day however she was giving me head and I exploded like I had not done since my teens (I was 47 at the time)

 

lol Kimiko. I can hold out for weeks, I've already done it a few times. The only reason I caved was that it was starting to be a distraction in my everyday life. but if there was a prize id keep going:excited:

but girls will win this hands down over guys. they have biology against them b/c they get full.

 

Interesting plan Jake. Would be interested to hear the results. Most I've gone since I can remember is two weeks and it was like a river.

 

Well, I ruined my experiment yesterday, you can all thank nauhgty girl and her pictures for the waste of data. I didn't go the 4 weeks. Lol.

I did measure the second one though, which was still very plentiful. It came it at 6'1'' for the longest spurt with most of the volume falling around 5'. I'll never know how in the hell I once went 6 months without cumming, I guess i'm just not nearly as busy and can't keep my mind off of it anymore. That was torture, I think I got more grouchy than usual because of it.

I even almost engaged in fisticuffs with a man in the parking lot of lowes yesterday who was ranting that I parked "entirely too fucking close" to his car and kept trying to walk me down as he was ranting about it. He had to wait about 2 minutes for me to get out of the store and was very upset about it. As I drove away he dialed the number on my pickup door (my office number, forwarded to my cell) and started to rant again before he realized it was me that answered. With how stressed out I was i'm surprised I didn't hit him. lol

 

Even if I only go a day or two, I always notice the same sort of grumpy, to downright angry, mood reaction in myself. I think that goes away somewhat, after a few days, though.

Good self control, though!