Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm glad I could help you ungrump.

 

Next weekend, if you're good. I'm kind of nervous though, i'm going to be the laughing stock of xnxx.com after I post them.

I also realized after I took the pictures that my legs are fairly pale and my hands/arms are very dark from being outside so it almost looks like a middle eastern man is grabbing my cawk. lol

I'm still grumpy, always grumpy, just not as bad now. Lol. I really thought he was going to hit me, he was that mad.

 

If I'm good?!? But.... That's impossible!

You don't seem a bit grumpy to me. And no worries, no one will laugh at you. Well maybe King Nothing, but he's a butt head. lol

 

Everyone will laugh, I have the smallest peen on this website. lol

I'm very grumpy, I am a bastard most of the time.

 

If you really want to get scientific, there are a lot of lurking variables that you should worry about. Drop me a line if you need help.

 

I realize there are a lot of variables there but that's about as scientific as I wanted to get, I always hated science, I was a math nerd. My act scores in highschool for science and english reflected that horrible disparity.

 

Haha, okay. Maybe you should do some more testing though to find the optimal angle.

 

Yeah, if I really wanted to get into this I would assume I should monitor trajectory angle, diet, semen volume, amounts of stimulation recieved during the waiting period, and the type/amount of material used to obtain ejaculation after the waiting period and probably some other things i'm missing. I'd also probably have to do it multiple times for acurate result averages. I HATE science, too much work. That would take like a year to do a proper experiment, then i'd probably realize I didn't monitor/control enough of the variables and have to start over. :laughing:

 

Science is a bitch. I dropped chemistry after I learned it wasn't all blowing shit up.

 

My last science class was chem II for college credit in highschool, I dropped out halfway through it after I learned that the teacher was a fucking cunt that disliked me enough that she wasn't going to allow me to get an A no matter what. Stupid whore tarnished my 4.0 gpa with a b+. arggh!!!!!!!

I was so pissed off at her after the counselor wouldn't let me transfer (initially) that I compiled my graded assignments for weeks and those of several of my classmates to prove that she wasn't grading me fairly. I had to go to the principal during my aid hour for him and threaten to file a complaint with the school board just so he'd allow me to transfer out.

No wonder I hate science so much. lol

 

LOL

I KNEW IT,SHE KICKER YOUR BUTT. WE SHOULD HAVE HAD A POOL

 

That's...sad.

 

Nobody's butt was kicked and this wasn't a contest, it was an experiment that ended sooner than expected. I for one, can't wait to see the results.

 

Did something similar to this in my early twenties as well. I had never had a wet dream and decided to stop jerking off until I had one. Took almost a month and I had the most fucked up dream of my life.

To this day, it was my one and only wet dream.

 

That's another interesting point, i've never had a wet dream or even a dream at all that I remembered. Perhaps an experiment for another day.

She kicked my butt, lol.

 

reset

Well now that that beautiful girl got ya, you can reset and try again. actually you can use the data you got now as a baseline for further tests and experimentation, lol

 

Well Jake, you're a better man than I.

 

I'm actually thinking about restarting this thing next monday but no sooner bc I hope to get laid this weekend. One of my classmates from highschool just moved about 30 miles away and wants to see me. We had a small class of 32 kids but I have honestly never spoken to this girl in the 6 years we went to school together until she called me last week. I slept with her once at a party in highschool and hope to relive that experience. lol

 

ok...

a bit weird!