Well, we got Naughty Nursery Rhymes and Haikus, maybe we shoud try Limericks...you know, those little poems where the first two lines rhyme with each other, then the next two lines rhyme, then the last line rhymes with the first two. I'm sure we've all seen a version about the girl from Nantucket:

There once was a girl from Nantucket.
Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
She said with a grin,
"Wipe that cum from your chin.
I told you it's my job to suck it!"

Ah, well, not the best example perhaps, but the first I came across.

Here's one to start us off:

There was an old man named Tucker
Whose wife said he never would fuck her
Despite all her urgin'
She was always a virgin
Because he was strictly a cock sucker.

 

I just met a boy on the isle
who flashed me his best "fuck me" smile
so i pulled down my skirt
and i gave him a squirt
and now i'm first on his speed-dial!

 

There once was a man from Kent
whose dick was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble
he folded it double
so instead of cumming, he went!

not mine unfortunately (the limerick or the dick )

 

I once let a girl eat my cunt out
By the time she was done I had no doubt
That when given a choice
'Tween the girls or the boys
I would let either one make my juice spout!

 

Years ago, in the days of my youth
I was fingering a snatch in a booth
At the local drive in
As I went to dive in
I hit the table and chipped a front tooth.

 

Women you've got to adore 'em
Sometimes you're tempted to score 'em
But nothings so good
As the sight of her hood
Spread out for us all on the forum

 

The sun is up, the day has broke
Been thinking of you since I awoke
Got a raging piece of morning wood
Been lying here and stroking it good
Getting closer to cumming with every stroke.

 

Put your morning wood in me
I'd love to climb your big hard tree
Know just how I'd make you come
I'd wiggle fingers up your bum
Hope the camera's ready- what a sexy sight to see!

 

Would love to plant my cock in the woman above
And give her a dose of my sweet sticky love
Grind my cock inside her twat
Fill her mouth with what I've got
Then enter her ass with a gentle shove.

 

Twat is wet and ass is waiting
Just ask all the guys I'm dating
Grind, fill, shove, but don't be gentle
A manly man is instrumental
To make my grin illuminating

 

I ram my cock into her ass
And stretch her sphincter hard and fast
And as I release my cum
Deep inside her gorgeous bum
I make her mine, this sweet young lass.

 

Fresh from her ass, so slick and wet
Straight to her lips, she's not done yet
I make her give my cock a cleaning
And fuck her mouth 'til it is gleaming
So thankful for the day we met.

 

There was a young lady from Dallas
Who used a stick of dynamite for a phallus
Well, they found her Virgina in South Carolina
And part of her anus in New Jersey

Dam..I can never remember that last word..

 

There once was a guy on the forum
Who always used proper decorum
He'd stroke on his cock
Make it hard as a rock
So nopanties could come and ride on him!

 

LOL! (So THAT'S why Jersey smells so bad!) Mind if I help out with the rhymes a bit??

There was a young lady from Dallas
Who used dynamite as a phallus
But she let out a fart
And her ass blew apart
And that was the end of poor Alice.

 

No panties was quick with a rhyme
Not that it counts as some crime
With this little verse
I'd love to rehearse
My lines with her time after time.

 

There was a young lady named Alice
Who cheered for the Cowboys from Dallas
The Redskin fans still like her
'Cause she lets them spike her
With her mouth, ass and cunt full of phallus.

 

O.K I'll add a variation

There was a young lady named Alice
Who cheered for the Cowboys from Dallas
Her tits sang like Bing
Her arse like the King
And her snatch like Maria Callas.

 

Football I am not a fan of
I’d rather my man would just make love
But he’s glued to the tube
So I get out my lube
And in goes the vibe with a shove

 

I'd gladly forgo my favorite team
Your willing twat my cock to ream
I'd make you all antsy
And tickle your fancy
And fuck you so hard you'd cream.