From me you will get no dissension
Despite any small apprehension
With little romance
To come in my pants
I have to first stand to attention.

 

I'm not known for tiresome rushing
And perhaps I seem to be pushing
But is there any chance
To see in your pants
The place that performed all that gushing :excited:

 

Do you think I can claim for my own
The avatar already shown?
Because mine's just as pink
And it's got you to think
It's a place to be sinking a bone

 

Damn you're too good at this

I've pondered your verse for a while
Brilliant on content and style
If the Avvie is you
I'd form part of the queue
To see that sweet lipstick free smile.

 

I might bump you up in the line
When I'm needing a cock to be mine
If you work it just right
I won't put up a fight
And I'll put out a grand welcome sign

 

sorry the ride is out of order
maybe something over the border
roses are red
spread all over the bed
not a bad thing being a boarder

 

I'll be ready and waiting for sure
Hopefully leaving you panting for more
But when I join the hunt
Do I come in the front
Or would you prefer the back door

 

Why would you want me to choose?
Here’s the way neither one of us lose
You’ll come first in the front
In my warm and wet cunt
Then the other tight spot you can use

My cunny might think you’re a lout
When she lost you, she’d probably pout
But I’d love it, for sure,
If you used the back door
Just, please, don’t slam it on your way out!

 

WHY IS THE RIDE OUT OF ORDER???
'Cause I need it RIGHT NOW (I'm a hoarder!)
If I can't get a ride
I will just stay inside
And play with a vibe that is broader

 

My cunny might think you’re a lout
When she lost you, she’d probably pout
But I’d love it, for sure,
If you used the back door
Just, please, don’t slam it on your way out!

Quality:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

Either door would be a treat
I'm sure that the scenery's sweet
And you can be sure
Before I knock at your door
I'll make sure that I wipe my feet


Just wondered whilst musing awhile
A thought that has brought me a smile
I'm sure they're not shockers
But how are your doors knockers
I'm sure they're just bouncing with style.

Enough of this entendre double
It's bound to cause nothing but trouble
Let's call it quits
And show me your tits
And a bonus ball peek at your stubble.


(Apologies again for further lowering of the tone and quality)

 

:excited::excited::excited: but what have I told you about apologizing????

Now what makes you think I have stubble
I use a good razor that's double
I shave every day
'Round the soft spots I pray
That the razor won't run into trouble

And as for my titties, they're fine
They're firm and they're round and they're mine
I did not have them "done"
But I might, just for fun,
And I might let you choose the design

 

Design them I'd sure like to do
If you decided you need a shape new
Though your offer's so kind
The shape I don't mind
I just prefer that you have two.

 

look I am no bum
how can I get some
candy is sweet
you can't be beet
I am going to cum

 

Happy to know you are cumming
Knowing that has set me humming
It's lovely to know
That you love limericks so
Even when getting a drumming

 

Funny you mentioning drumming
Try whistling, singing or humming
But as the song goes
Can I play your bongos
Do you like the new depths I am plumbing?

 

lay you down on a road made of brick
rolling sleaves up and began to lick
I feel the rising heat
licking to the rythm of a magical beat
let my tongue offer you anther flick

 

My favourite poster can't sleep
No slumber, not even a peep
To solve this sad muddle
I'd give her a cuddle
Till her dreams were both happy and deep

 

I sit and ponder
look up yonder
is a plane
o' don't be vain
I will just wonder

 

In the middle of the road
I was flattened like a toad
Seems the driver couldn’t tell
We laid down to fuck a spell
Not so well did it unfold!

 

Keep your chin way up high
Watch that plane in the sky
Where's it headed, which way
Where's it landing today
Are you thinking you might learn to fly?