Mmmm....:rose:



You think that you know me so well
If you did, you’d be able to tell
I could not fall asleep
‘Cause I knew you would peep
and be taking some pictures to sell

In my dreams you looked just like George Clooney
(Bet in real life, more like Andy Rooney!)
But don’t care either way
‘Cause you brighten my day
And you don’t seem to mind that I’m loony

 

I have to admit you're not wrong
I feel I should burst into song
I resemble from afar
A celluloid star
Not Clooney I'm afraid but King Kong

 

:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

You're good, then - I don't mind them hairy
Big apes, though, can make me feel wary
The last one I knew
Caused a problem or two
His prick was so large it was scary!

 

So he had a stupendous schlong
On all levels that is so wrong
His prowess is famed
I'm sure he is named
That famous porn actor King Dong

 

Now, don't think that I mind them large
But, by God, this ape gave me a charge
He pushed and he thrusted
My cherry he busted
But he didn't fit In my garage

 

All that may sound very neat
Although I prefer things petite
I must admit though
I wouldn't say no
The chase is best part of the treat.

 

You prefer it when things are petite
So my titties you won’t want to meet
I’m no Dolly Parton
But I get most cocks startin’
When I whip out a round rosy treat

If you want something smaller, to wit,
I suggest that you start with my clit
I know that sounds selfish
(and it might smell like shellfish!)
but it doesn’t grow large ‘til it’s bit

 

Your best yet:excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:

I don't really mind at all
If your titties are massive or small
And as for your clit
That's one little bit
I want to meet, when shall I call?

 

Why, thank you....... I thought points might be deducted for rhyming "selfish" and "shellfish", as well as for the odiferous visual imagery!!:twisted:

 

Definitely not. The visual was great

 

I'm so glad that you know to call first
If you didn't, I might think the worst
See, my clit needs to know
That you're friend and not foe
Or she'll clam up and then you'll be cursed

 

One thing I assure is right
I am always extremely polite
I know you love charmers
So I'd bring my pajamas
If you let me stay for the night.

 

What makes you think you can stay?
You can fuck me and then go away
Just leave me to my peace
Your name's not on the lease
And I'm not going to take in a stray!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hic1T4mD_f8&feature=related

 

I promise I'm not in a huff
Despite your apparent rebuff
I'll gird up my loins
and spend a few coins
And hope that my charm is enough

 

{You're too quick 4 me 2day..... I meant it - GET OUT!!}

How can I get you to see
That my bed doesn't have room for three
Your can leave through the door
Perhaps sleep on the floor
But George Clooney will stay here with me

 

And so this sad man had departed
Disillusioned and quite broken hearted
My confidence tore
As you slammed the door
It could not have been worse had I farted.

 

Now, don't go away in a huff
Come give me a pat on the duff
I like the attention
And did I not mention
Not even George Clooney's enough

 

I love a kind lady who yields
Whose virtue and appetites shields
Can we get down on the grass
Where I'll play with your ass
I'm experienced in many fields.

 

Xcellent

If you’re wanting to play with an ass
I’m afraid that I’m just not your lass
While my bust and hips curve
My ass hasn’t the nerve
And it’s flat as a pancake, alas!

 

Spank that ass
smooth as glass
curves or a moon
licking it soon
it's the power behind the mass