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  1. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    Thanks. It means a lot to me.
     
  2. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    ejls-

    A beer might taste good but I can think of a few things that sound even better:

    .... @ @
    ....... l
    ..... two
    ..... lips


    .two. nips


    ..... tl
    .... wi
    .... op
    ..... s





    &ten toes
     
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  3. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    I'm glad that was for ejls. I'm pretty sure that, at my advanced age, I could not figure that out.:eek:
     
  4. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    Don-

    I still think it was a good idea but I sure as hell botched it. It's supposed to be a woman: two lips above two nips above two lips above ten toes. I was trying say that I might prefer to taste a woman over a beer. I think that post is a perfect example of why I try not to post very often.
     
  5. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    Now that you've explained it - I get it. Not your fault - I'm old and dumb.

    Peace to us all.
     
  6. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    Don-

    I guess we can't expect to agree about everything.
     
  7. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    If you meant me, don, you are welcome, :cool:as I have mentioned in a couple of threads, military service is on both sides of my family. I tried out myself, and despite me passing the physical demands( self training) I was dq'd because of my asthma puffer.
    I am looking into getting work with a civilian contractor.

    A good day, I am beat, I got back from work about 1/2 hour ago, and am enjoying a good rest.
    I look forward to seeing you around the forums.:)
     
  8. donb9033

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  9. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Well, I have to tell you I finished my competition story last night. It is extremely short, but then most fairy tales are. And I already know it's not a panto, and I'm sorry I couldn't grasp that whole concept, nor could I even begin to think up any thing for it. But what I am proud of is what I did write. I wrote my first fairy tale. I mean read to children fairy tale. There is not one ounce of sex in it, nor is there even any place to appropriately place some. And you know what? I don't think that's a bad thing. For me, this was a stretch as a writer.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. JackassTales

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    Oh now, Don, don't sell yourself short! She has many attractions to occupy a horny old man's:):):)mind on a lazy day...
     
  11. Redlust

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    I had to youtube panto and I watched 3 or 4 of them. alot of the humor isn't something non brits would get I don't think but it gave me a sense of what I was aiming for. mines more of a fairy tale too. glad I have 14 days instead of four to finish it. You always excel at these though. I look forward to reading yours and the rest of them... I'm going to spend a few hours tonight transferring from legal pad to typing it into MS Word.
    actually reread Cindy Ella by Lubrican today to keep me in the mood.
     
  12. donb9033

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  13. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I think you're right about the differences in humor - though I can't wait to read everyone's.
     
  14. Sahara907

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  15. JackassTales

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    OOHH La La...Talkin' about Bumps!!!:cool::cool::cool:
    ...
     
  16. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    If I didn't know better, I would think that you like Sahara's bumps more than mine. I am chastened!!:eek:
     
  17. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I had some positive feedback from friends on my challenge entry - my first mainstream geared towards kids story. It felt good to hear other people's views.
     
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  18. JackassTales

    JackassTales Porn Star

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    Now Don, after all Sahara is a GIRL who likes girls! Who better to know what both guys and girls want?

    Besides Friend, you don't have any boob bumps of your own (or at least none that I know of) like Sahara has.
    ...
     
  19. Sahara907

    Sahara907 sugarnipples

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    Gee, and here I thought it was because I actually post pics in this thread that have at least some tiny relationship to libraries, books, reading, writing, etc.


     
  20. Redlust

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    there's books in your pics? my powers of observation fail again