:???: Right, i was on here jackin off to foxy roxy, when my sister comes barging through the door.
I was like holy shit! fuck off em!
She said dont worry, ive watched you before...
It took me a moment to realise that she said "watched you before", i was like, fuck...
Next minute she walks over and kneels down, then she reaches for my crotch, i told her to fuck off and she said "shh shh shh, relax, you'll love it..."
So i did as she said and she starts flopping my cock around as its limp and when i got hard she said, "it looks much nicer close up"....
After she jacked me of she said, you can take care of me later, now im shitting myself!!! Help, tell me what i can do!!!

 

riiiight okay..nice job including foxy roxy in there though

if this is true (which I highly doubt but hey whatever), then what you should not do is your sister. She's your damn sister!

 

It is true and i was freaked out majorly, i dont want to do my sister though, im scared. thats why i asked for help!!!

 

So one second it's hard and you jacking off, and the next it's limp?

Why don't you give some of the hard dick here her number and they'll take care of her for you...

 

If this is true, how old are you???

 

wow...just wow

 

First off, fuck you gravity, it was limp cos i shit myself, secondly, im 18.
Now im gonna wait till tomorrow and have a word with my sister and ask her why the fuck she did it...

Adios...

 

I'd believe it if it didn't sound like every incest story posted on stories.xnxx.com. Either way, I wonder if we'll ever know how it turned out. I don't think Slurp liked the reception he received.

Well... he kinda did tell everybody his sister gave him a handjob. *sniff* It was a cry for help. Why were we so cruel?!?

 

I don't know if this is true, but whatever tickles your pickle man.

 

Dude, I hope you're not talking to me. I was totally joking. This guy potentially banging his sister does not tickle my pickle.

And why do I like saying, "tickle my pickle"? I can't stop. Help me.

 

Dude, your just freaking out. So much so you couldn't see that maybe, just maybe I was being SARCASTIC....

Seriously, if this truly is a cry for help, I'd suggest you repost it in the sexuality forum, it might get a better reception there. I guess the cat's out of the bag now. If it bothered you, the time to talk with you sister was about 1/2 second after she grabed you cock.

I'd start saving now for therapy....

Hey look, I did it again!

 

OMG 0wn3d!!!! Does your mom know anything of that? Or your father? Man you are fucked up!!! She is your sis!!!

 

Didn't your ever hear of: Keep it in the family or The family that fucks together stays together?

 

Do her!

 

Critiques

I guess all you guys that don't believe you can go from steel to mush in one micro-second never had it happen.

It did to me when I was about to hop into bed with my gf2 at the furniture store upstairs when gf1 came into the store and asked my friend downstairs, is ZYZX there. It was instantaneous. gf2 knew of gf 1, but not vice versa. I was 19 or 20 then.

After she left, no problem resuming.

 

Doesn't everybody mess around a little with their siblings when younger?

 

Right, i went to bed last night and said nothing to my sis, this morning i just said to mum im going to grans house for a day or two. She said fine. i will wait till things calm down a little because this morning my sister was giving me these looks and i was trying to not burst out screaming in front of my whole family about what the fuck she was doing last night, and for one or two people say why didn't you respond in like half a second, i was in complete shock, and i bet you would be too...

 

Dude, calm down. I know you think I'm being a dick, but I'm really not. First off is she older or younger? Could she just be experimenting? I do think you need to talk to her and ask her WTF she was doing?

I'd really repost this in sexuality....

 

Doing it with your sis is a no strings attached avenue for some great sex. You can't really date her so there is no breaking up but a little mutual satisfaction doesn't hurt does it?

 

Gravity, she is 15... her hormones are probably all over the place, but i will stay away for about 48 hours and have a talk with her.
And to all of those people reassuring me that it is ok, its not, i was in complete shock and need her to understand that what she did is completely wrong.

I wont be online for a few hours because my gran is having visitors and she wants me to come downstairs

But if some people could post a few sentences of how i could talk to her i would be very grateful, i could easily fuck up my relationship with my family :???: