I don't have to explain anything to you, it caught on. I love how your questioning my ability to write english when you know nothing about me. "Oh no" Incoherent sentences! What is so Incoherent about this...

Its a forum kid, not a sentence and mechanics structure contest.

 

:O you looked?!

 

Are you feeding me ammunition on purpose?

Honestly you could just write a '?' and I could find fault with it. You'd probably write it upside down. And I didn't ask you to explain anything. My question was rhetorical.

Corrections:

1) I love how YOU'RE questioning...

2) ... my ability to write ENGLISH (upper case E please Daniel)

3) I know at least one thing about you. Namely, that your English is terrible. You obviously have another language as your mother tongue (or at least I hope so.)

4) "Oh no" ...where is your full stop or comma? I assume full stop as the next word was Incoherent (with an upper case 'I') although with you this is no guarantee

5) What is so Incoherent... with an upper case I? Are you serious?

6) ...about this .....where is your '?'? Tsk tsk

7) Its a forum kid ... please correct to 'it's'

8) Don't know what you are talking about mechanics for. Maybe you meant semantics; the 'mechanics' of language.

To answer question 5 and 6....please see above

Daniel, this is frankly not good enough. If you are to graduate from 5th grade this year I need to see a mighty improvement. Please see Miss Lunate in her office where there will be spnkings dished out. (Although I'm not sure by who and to whom).

*Goes back to check all my mistakes to make sure I don't look even more o an idiot than I already do*

 

Dont go dragging me into this!!!

And damnit Cucumber.... how did you know I am going to be a teacher?!?!

 

If anyone notices the hypocrisy of me slagging off Danny for calling himself Stallion and me somehow becoming called cucumber, please ignore it. Thank you

 

You're just trying to work up my nerves but I am to tired to care There

And yes, I speak 5 languages fluently....

 

cumcumber - girls best friend.... or am I getting confused?

I tried the link but it didnt work for me Edit - ok, you changed the link, so it now works

And at the risk of being flamed - what languages do you speak?

 

I grade the papers around here, and you deserve at least a B. I grade on the curve.

 

Burying the hatchet.

You're right I am trying to rile you. You called Lunate a cuntmuffin (?) Not sure what one is but I'd probably enjoy one for my breakfast. However, I'm sure you meant it derogatorily. You also said all English women are hideous which is a tad xenophobic and patently not true. Look at Audrey Roberts in Coronation Street!

So you deserve you're riling. And I take issue with your use of the term fluently.

Still, us English should learn more languages and you probably speak English a damn sight better than many English people. I apologise for being immature and peurile, but you should apologise too. I will leave that up to your good judgement.

I think I'll leave it at that and end on a positive note seeing as it is raining here.

 

Italiano, English, Russian, Arabic, and Farsi

 

Thats pretty cool.
An ex was Italian, and all I know are some swear words and some bedroom phrases.
Russian - one word - VODKA!

 

Да так трахают Вас hahahahaahah

Водка - лучшая вещь о России

Yes... yes indeed...

 

Did I negelct to mention that I also read up some Russian in university?

So if you wanna be rude and keep being a jerk, then just say so and I'll put you on ignore so we can both be happy.

But yes, vodka is the best thing about the place - its so cold there and those little doll things are just creepy. Could be worse, they could have clogs too

 

Oh now you take it personal.... as much as Ive been bashing u tonight

 

Lol, hunni, this is the internet! Dont ya know its ALL personal?!

So come on,like me even just a little bit?

 

Tom made that movie so damned funny. I love that part!!

Semi it is sad you cant see that. :excited:

 

No, screw yourself.

 

yaya they're making a whole movie just about Les Grossman.

 

Fuck no KN, stay, we can all make Shake "appreciation" threads daily. He says he is here for the spam control, we should give him some. Figure every person that sees he/she/it as a pitiful choice can start a thread in honor of idiocy.