Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Then post your scores.....


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-Add 10 if you are a virgin.

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand).

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.

-Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.]

-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex


Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

 

That answer sheet seems a bit off considering the questions. I would think it should read.

Above 75 means you're a nun.

Above 50 means you have some self respect.

Below 50 means your self respect is wavering.

Below 25 means you're a whore and you need to stop "getting back at your parents."

 

I got a zero, so I guess my answers are pretty easy to figure out.

 

I'm right there with red - well, figuratively. A big fat zero. If possible, I would have gone negative, or in the hole - but that wasn't allowed.

 

*snuggles against your chest*
I'm not complaining!

 

Im pretty sure you just called me a whore :laughing:
15 for me

 

No I did not. I merely implied it!

 

Hell, call me a whore, doesn't worry me none. I know I am. :excited:

 

Shit, I only scored -40.

Whoa nellie, I had a comprehension problem, when I copied the test I left of the small part about "starting from 50"

My final score was 10.

 

Yeah, I was going to say, what does a zero mean? Are we under arrest?

 

Well, I kind of had to stretch a point to get down to zero...that one about making your own porn. I mean, it's not like I made any money doing it.

 

i got a big 14 so i guess im good in the saxk

 

Only if you want to be, then **snap** goes the handcuffs around your wrists behind your back. You are a naughty naughtly little one who needs to be taken downtown for ...... well, we'll figure that out later.

What?!?!?!? We needed to make money when we made our own porn? No wonder I've been broke all this time.

 

Yeah...well, it didn't say it had to be GOOD porn, did it?

Do I get to make a phone call?

 

Zero

 

Last sex test I took I scored a:

"Holy fuck that was awesome, where'd you learn to to do that and can you do it a few more times."

:excited:

 

Yeah, but that was when you were still YOUNG Tool.

 

I got no complaints either. *WEG*

 

Well thats a bit uncalled for.....you are obviously a virgin!

 

Hey, where the fuck do you live, I'm comin' over!:twisted: