Be careful. While urine itself is pretty sterile, watch out where the container has been. Not everyone's private areas are as sterile as their piss.

 

Tell us how the funnel trick did with your asshole. I haven't tried that one yet, but I would think that you'd get more stuff out of the funnel than you'd get in. Probably let a lot of gas pass through the same as a fart. I just don't think you'll pour anything into your ass through a funnel. If it doesn't work, try a baby's nose bulb. Its a rubber squeeze bulb you fill with piss, sperm, or what have you. Stick the end up your ass and squeeze. It not only works well, but its fun too.

 

Cool. Send her to me. I'll get her to drink a large glass of water every five minutes. Soon we'll be having golden baths every five or ten minutes.

 

Tell me, why do people like you that are into the straight up Christian lay sex go to sex sites? Surely you don't do it to read this drivel we homosexual lesbian shits are dishing out. The way you talk about women and sex in your comments, I get the feeling you don't get much.

 

Well said, it's not like the title of the thread doesn't make it clear enough as to the content - why even read it in the first place. Just don't click it.

Not the first time I've seen stupid comments from this idiot.

 

Peeplay

Once I asked my GF to show me how she pee . After she pissed in the sink she asked me to lay down and let me to lick her pussey . suddenly she pissed while I was licking her . it was salty but tasted good . since then we discoverd peeplay and increased our experience . sometimes we drink eachother's pee and never got sick.

 

My wife and I occasionally do it. We only do it if we are showering together. She says she loves the warm feeling on her clit and I love the way she can kind of arch her back when standing in the shower and hit my dick with her warm pee. It's a very erotic and intimate form of sex play.

 

I'm arranging for a group of 4 guys to just piss all over my face and tits.

 

i love pissing into a girls pussy, mouth and ass, and all over them

 

Re: funnel in ass!

King John II of England was murdered by inserting a funnel in his ass and pouring boiling into it. It was said his screams could be heard a mile away.
There wasn't a mark on (the outside) of his body!

The same people who in Ireland used four horses attached to the legs and arms and then beat the horses to run. (Also known as drawing and quartering.)

OK that was long ago, those people that did that are all dead, so I don't hold it against them. I just think it was pretty terrible.

 

ERRATA

They poured boiling OIL!

 

It does Zero for me but I wouldnt necessarily outright refuse if I was with someone who wanted to try. I cant imagine it being something I would want to incorporate into my sex life as a regular..

 

Golden Showers???!!!

In this economy who the hell could AFFORD one?!:excited:

 

Technically speaking.

As a man, when you have an erection, you cannot pee.

There are some mechanisms (called sphincters) that won't let you do it.

So, practically, you cannot pee into a vagina or an anus, since, being there, needs you to be in erection.

But, you are always free to dream about whatever you wish...

 

I don't know about other guys, but I can most definitely pee with an erection.

 

i love when men put any of their juices in or on me

 

I'd love to do that!! Never have.

 

I've done I think twice.. Both times were gang bangs and these guys came on me then they just started peeing.. I loved it, I think especially cuz I was so horny.. But yea they peed on my face and tits.. It felt warm, and really good