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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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  2. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Wait a second...I was cheated!

    It's hell when the sumbitch falls out my ear and goes rolling across the floor, and I'm chasing it and have no idea why...
     
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  3. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    We're suppose to chase it?
     
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  4. SuperSubmissive

    SuperSubmissive Amateur

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    Sounds perfect to me. I love just lying in bed. All i need now is a man servant to feed me fruit when I wake up. On the other hand if I never leave my bed I could end up like this....
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I know someone who never sleeps in her bed, but always in her recliner chair :eek: be careful Rich...one day you won´t be able to get up inot your bed anymore :eek:
     
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  6. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    I wanna be part of your bed :p:rolleyes:
     
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  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Well, as long as you don't lose the brain cell that powers your southernmost head, I'm sure you'll be just fine!! :kiss:
     
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  8. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    That one operates on autopilot...:excited:
     
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  9. Omega_Vega

    Omega_Vega Porn Star

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    Careful that you two don't have too much pillow-talk!
     
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  10. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    :p Then you better hope you don't lose your other brain cell out your other ear!! Oh wait! What's that noise I hear?? Marbles??? :rolleyes:
     
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  11. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Aww crap...
    *scurries across the kitchen to catch it before it rolls under the refrigerator...or even worse, the dawg gets it:eek:)
     
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  12. thekiwiguy

    thekiwiguy Newcumer

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    That does sound like a troubling issue... But it could be worse right
     
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  13. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Yes, aww crap if the dawg gets it...it might be awhile before you can get it back!!! :shock: Oh...and you're on your own retrieving it, too!!
     
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  14. freethinker

    freethinker Pervy Bear

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    Nah, if he gets it, I don't want it back...got little bits of memories scattered all over the back yard...



    When I was in the Emergency Medical Technician class, we had to do so many hours of clinical working in one of the local emergency rooms to get some experience. One night in the ER we got this 12 or 13 year old kid come in, bent over and groaning, he's real hesitant about telling anyone what his problem is, finally tells the triage nurse he was playing with his mom's vibrator and got it stuck up his ass. They get him down to x-ray, and sure enough, when we get the film, you can see the vibrator up in the kid's rectum - you can make out the shell, the batteries and motor, the wires, the switch - and it's all blurry, because it's still turned on. So we have to call his parents before they can remove it, and they get his mom, and she hurries down to the ER to sign the paperwork, and as she does, she's telling the doctor to be careful getting it out, she wants it back...
     
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  15. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Bits of memories scattered all over the yard!!! haha!

    She wanted it back??? ewwwww NO THANKS!!! Vibrators aren't that expensive!!! He probably read that idea in the Sexuality section!!!
     
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  16. Tom_from_northumberland

    Tom_from_northumberland OLD NOT BUT OBSOLETE

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    recliners are wor wanabees

    the bed ot fro real

    follow your destiny
     
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  17. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Any time you like, you sexy German you.:excited::excited:
     
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