For me, the saddest would be a picture of a semi-clad cherleader from an old-school wrestling game, I can't really remember what the sickest is, i'll let yyou know if it comes (or should i say "cums") to me!

 

The pink Power Ranger? (When I was a kid)

 

The saddest thing I ever wanked over was an ex who dumped me..!!

 

Oh Shit

Tonto da Horse and Little rascals and Three Stooges and Elvia

 

yeah i once fantasized about Elvira too. and i think the sickest would be my aunt, however she is not my aunt by blood, by marriage that is.

 

probably...

probably... Leela from futurama I have no idea why.

 

Because you're a loser? HA!

 

hehehe.. this is my fav so far, should PR's be rated 'M' or 'R' after this

 

I dream of Jeannie shot my cum right on the tv....so pathetic

 

gang suck

There are 3-4 guys lined up for me to suck and as I do each one their cum fills me and runs down my face.

 

:-D

 

my non-blood related cousin

 

well done dude
mine would b gay porn .... at the time i thought it was sick but now i dont mind

 

Yep, the gay porn gets me off pretty quick too.

The hardcore kinky stuff is the latest craze though .

 

Sears catalog lingere section when I was a teenager. Pretty sad now that I think about it.

However any masturbation is good.

 

She rocks. That is one kick ass cartoon chick Thus my screen name. Just spelled different cause some other chick stole "Leela". I like my spelling better anyway.

Ummm....one of the New Kids on the Block guys. lol

 

When I was 14, after school and before anyone else got home, I would take a picture of a swimsuit model from Look magazine (ok, that dates me, i bet), tack it to the dartboard and throw darts at it. Breasts were my favorite target - made me really horny when I hit one. Used a squirt gun full of hot water for lube and to soak my underwear, pretending it was blood (yeah! :twisted: good stuff). Could get 2-3 orgasms in 1/2 hour from that shit, but man, I was always sore down there!

Do you know that when you put on a pair of brand new cotton briefs and touch your hard-on with a lit match, a soft, blue fire races completely around to your ass as the tiny, fresh fibers burn off? Wow! That was a rush! Those underwear never stayed clean for long...



Later - living by myself...

Would tap hot cigarette ashes onto my chest and stomach while wanking and use the tiny pricks of burning pain to get a bigger rush out of cumming. Also would dribble candle wax (used narrow candles because the wide ones let the wax get too hot) all over myself while masturbating, then itched all day because of all the little lumps of wax beneath my shirt.

Sick little fuck, waren't I?


Had to stop all that stuff after I got married and my wife moved in. Nobody really ever understood all the wax drippings on the carpet of my old apartment - ha-ha - I'm sorry, I dropped a lit candle during that last power outage we had last year (yeah, right).

Was never able to get her interested in wax play or pyro stuff. She did have one fetish though, and she never, ever admitted to it afterwards. After an operation, she had a series of staples in her tummy, and from the day she got home until the day they were taken out, all she wanted to do was fuck! We matched up perfectly there, 'cause to me there's nothing sexier that a little hole in a girl's body where there shouldn't be one.


(Sighs...) Ah, yes... to the good old days...

 

lol, i can't personally see how people can find pain sexy, but each to their own...

 

Was downloading clips off the net once, and there was a description of "MAN FUCKS A CHICKEN" - now my inquisitive nature made me wonder - what type of chicken - dead, alive, ready for the oven, frozen etc.

I REALLY WISH I hadn't downloaded that one - I am still traumatized 3 years later!

 

It's hard to believe anything would traumatize you...What did you find out when you downloaded this clip????...We know it couldn't be frozen, so spill the beans, BB...