i ahd a massive thing for the witch (samantha) out of tv series bewitched, also loved it when she played her evil cousin

 

pamela anderson

 

I know this will sound crazy but I was totally into Michael Douglas in the late 80's. He's signifcantly older than I am but damn, I just thought he was so hot back then.

 

Most of my crushes were on Rock Stars. By the time I was 11 years old I was quite convinced that when I grew up I was going to meet, and marry, Joe Elliott.

I was fickle though, I dallied with the idea of Jon Bon Jovi, Sammy Hagar, David Coverdale and Rob Halford of Judas Priest (which just goes to show how wrong you can be ).
Duff McKagan was a truly beautiful guy back in G'n'R's glory days, but I think the ravages of time (and drugs) have taken their toll on his looks a bit. Slash is still a hunk, a bit scuzzy maybe, but still got 'it'.
Axl in his tight shorts was about the first time I ever became aware that men had interesting bulges in the front of their pants, but he's such a nutcase you really wouldn't want to wake up alongside him, would you?

Christina's right about Michael Douglas, he was a handsome chap.

And I'd add Paul Newman to that list...those eyes! Ooooh, they just make you all-of-a-quiver, don't they? Cool Hand Luke is worth watching just to look at him and go...*sigh*

 

I kinda had a thing for her too. I also had a thing for that chick on The Buggaloos. I've had a lifelong crush on Angela Cartwright (The Sound of Music, Lost in Space).

 

Actually, whenever I fantasize about Paul Newman fucking me, it's always the young, brash Paul Newman from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or Hud. But I'm always gazing into those eyes, as he slowly thrusts in and out of me....

Sometimes he and Robert Redford double-team me.

 

Ursula Andress, from the first time I saw her in She at the drive in movies.

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Racquel Welch.

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Marilyn Chambers

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:excited: That's funny, made me smile!

:laughing: That's bloody hilarious, I nearly fell off my chair

 

'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid' The directors cut.:excited:

 

I can't think of one celeb I fantasised over, but I did have a massive thing for my geography teacher, she was fucking hot with long legs and gorgeous tits, for some reason I always ended up fucking her in the gym after putting the crash mats away. Aaah school days. :excited:

 

Kim Basinger



Brooke Shields

 

antonio banderas...

he is just so yummy!!! :excited:

 

My list is long and fairly endless. Pop stars, film stars, sports stars, soap stars, the guy who walked past me every day on my way to school, the temporary geography teacher, my brothers mates (and their brothers).

I've never thrown anyone away from that list either. I just store them safely in a cupboard and take out the memory of them when I need 'extra fodder' for the purposes of masturbation *sonotjoking*

 

I too had loads of pop star heroes, way too embarassing to list them, but I did once actaully have a pretty convincing dream about Robbie Williams. I also had a thing about a TV presenter from an Antiques show on BBC recently - prophetically called 'Flog It' :excited:

 

debbie harry (blondie ) brought me right through puberty single handedly

check out her cameltoe in this pic

 

I always wanted a threesome with Betty Rubble and Wilma Flintstone.

Better hurry, I understand he has stage 4 throat cancer. It sucks, great actor.

 

So...who were you? Fred or Barney?

The doctors missed his throat cancer. Being a celebrity doesn't shield them from stuff like that even though they have the money to pay for the best doctors and care available.

 

The hell with Fred and Barney, they'll be at work at the granite pit. I be the backdoor man!

 

YabbadabbadoMEEEEEE!!!

 

Tom Selleck as Magnum PI! NICE!!