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  1. David58

    David58 Porn Star

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    No No No :) think its my computer that can't spell
     
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  2. jayjaydee

    jayjaydee Porn Star

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    Oh, if only i worked in the Hogwarts Admissions office........
     
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  3. curiousgirl

    curiousgirl No straight lines. Insistently curious.

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    The sad thing is? I do know what all these are and when to use them correctly. It's sad that out of all the things my brain could retain, it latched on to punctuation. (I'm an editor by trade.) Won't call you out for improper use, though, unless you pay me :excited:
     
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  4. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Interestingly, Shakespeare didn't spell his name the same twice. I don't think there were such strict rules about grammar and spelling back then.
     
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  5. ecesis

    ecesis Sex Machine

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    When i'm typing - in conversation, papers, or on a forum - i DO use a dictionary if i'm not sure how to spell something. So i have absolutely no problem holding others to the same standard.

    In addition, i can understand Shakespeare, as well as literature from the turn of the century. 1905 is not that hard.
     
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  6. Obscene Cupcake

    Obscene Cupcake sexy fluffzilla

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    that is an awesome display picture/avatar
     
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  7. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    And that's him and his gf, they have their own thread :excited:
     
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  8. traxylxxx

    traxylxxx Sex Machine

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    did i spal the spell lyk spel or u kan c it lyk other vay.
    wht abut all my 17 yerz of skolin :(
    i m not gud in english but i kan speaq 3 other langvagez.
     
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  9. hatsoff

    hatsoff Sex Machine Suspended!

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    I can't spell for toffee and I have sentences that run on forever but it is a trivial thing to haul somebody over the carpet for besides which one day I might say something interesting and I wouldn't want you to miss it just because of spelling or hyphenation dslexia sometimes the funniest threads derive from misspelt sentences you don't have to take it seriouslythis was easy enough to read was it not
     
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  10. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    breathe man, breathe!!
     
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  11. unhappy_mudkip

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    Quite sad, considering admissions is at age 11. LMAO
     
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  12. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    I've noticed that most of the people that say they can't spell pretty much can (maybe they take care of what they are writing) and those that say they can make some godawful mistakes - maybe it's complacency?
     
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  13. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    4Q
     
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  14. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    You are not required to spell correctly to lick pussy :awesome:
     
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  15. hatsoff

    hatsoff Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Your wearing me out :p
    Bloody fantastic way to go:awesome:
     
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  16. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    ha ha

    lol , yeah it's , um , shall we say a bit creative.
    creative liscence.

    My fave is;
    ass, quadraped of horse family with long ears and tuft at end of tail (used as creative type of ignorance, stupidity etc.)
    Basically its a a a a a
    donkey

    I like that last bit in ()
    so how cum there are so many want to fuck n lick donkey ? ? ?

    meanwhile;
    arse, n. (not now in polite use) buttocks, rump

    mmmm ponders the ever evolveing english language.
     
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  17. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    What a fantastic pussy licker ;)
     
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  18. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Just know the alphabet as one traces each letter on your clitty.:excited:
     
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  19. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    can I practice my punctuation on your clit please.
    Maybe my morse code too , I'm a bit rusty on that.
    ah , but it's no longer required for a skippers ticket.
    Never mind I could practice any way,
    n hey , you owe me.
    lol

    ... _ _ _ ...
     
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  20. Nocardiasis

    Nocardiasis Amateur

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    All of this is faulty.

    Writers are allowed this "creative freedom" and such to dodge grammar, spelling and punctuation rules in cases that they choose to allow them freedom in/with/what they Write.



    this is a writer.
    on this forum and off this forum.
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    & SFW what if some poster you dont know makes an error
     
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