what really goes on at these? like the ones where some professional comes to the party and brings toys and stuff.

 

Glad you asked - I've been to several of these and what ALWAYS happens is ...












...some professional comes to the party and brings toys and stuff.

 

Yes!! :shock:

The professionals come into the room brandishing dildos the size of a baby's leg, with spikes and nodules!! And, of course, they bring lube, PLENTY of vegetable oil, for the purposes of being able to stick said dildo up your anus repeatedly while their 'second in command' adminsters the floggers across your breast/chest and genitals!!

All in all, an experience not to be missed *sighs at the memory*

 

well i mean they sat they play games and stuff. what kind of games do you play at sex toy party?

 

• Hunt the thimble
• Slide the salami
• Munch the mangetout

A lot of 'professional' sex games revolve around food. Perhaps they get hungry with all that sex stuff

 

*laughing* I can't believe I haven't gotten invited to one of these shindigs!

 

Two words: "Pleasure Bingo"!

 

I once ran a sex toy party in place of my wife. I was 20 at the time. It was the hostesses idea. Most of the women were in their 30's.
I received an education that night as well as never laughing so hard in my life.

 

Well I want an invite to the next one you ladies host, I promise to ear a dress and stockings.:excited:

 

An invitation?
Honey, you're a walking and talking sex toy party in your own right!

 

LMAO!

I've been to about half a dozen of these in my life. They are a lot of fun. Someone hosts the party and gets free gifts for inviting all their family and friends over. The person who is selling the products comes over and you basically pass around all kinds of toys, lubes, whips, eatable undies and glittery dust, langerie, etc.

You also get to play fun games like "pass the peter." This is my favorite. There is this huge 3 foot rubber double-ended dong that is really floppy. It works like musical chairs. You pass the dong between guests without touching it with your hands. (we passed it around between our knees) Whoever is 'holding' the dong when the music stops is out. Whoever is the last person left gets a free gift.

I've also played "draw the peter" where you draw a penis and dress him up. Then everyone votes on the pics and the one with the most votes wins. I've also played "most outrageous place you've ever had sex." Whoever gets voted as the most outrageous place gets a prize. The last party I was at had the winner of that game having had sex on a horse. I said ON a horse, not with a horse, lol. I came in second with my tale of the pool table at my husband's friend's house.

At the end of the party you get to order all your fun toys, lubes, outfits, etc. The parties are a LOT of fun. However, NO mixed company is allowed in my state or else it's considered an orgy and against the law, go figure.

So now you know the intimate details of these fun little get-togethers. Sorry guys, but I've never been to one where we've all gone down on each other. They are not 'that' kind of party. Hate to bust your bubble.

 

Girls!

Girls I know that have 'fessed up would agree with most of that.

They have also said that someone always buys crotchless panties but no-one buys them after her.

Thinskin

 

and most importantly the agent gets to count their commission:excited:

 

I won a "magic bullet" passing the 24" double ended peter. It was fun. I don't know when I've laughed that hard.

 

what was your technique in dealing with a double ender

just for the sake of scientific research of course

 

The scientific research of course puts a good ring to it. lol

 

Never even heard of one around this area. But than again its all retirment around here. Wow thats not a good visual. lol

 

My ego is now at 35,000 feet and climbing, thanks hunni, that as made my day.:excited:

 

Will a pic thread of the party be shown? Just want to know so I can close my eyes when I get to the dress and stockings part.

 

The last one that my wife attended,,she demonstrated how some of them worked,,from what I was told anyhow.