so your roommates been shagging
and having a ball
your in the next room
with a glass to the wall

 

Never tell me to behave,
Your balls are what I crave :wink:

 

No glass to the wall, I'm right in my seat
You could hear her halfway down the street

 

my balls you want
my balls you'll love
but your hands look cold
so put on a glove

 

I'll put on a glove, give you a hand-job,
If you promise to give me a tingle,
Up and down I'll go, my head doing the bob,
In and out you'll mingle, with a cock to match my ringer

 

Baby, what happened, did the cat eat your tongue?
'Cause if it did so, this could be so wrong!

 

He knows his response, but with the passage of time
He just can't seem to make it rhyme

 

Poor him, unable to reply,
I must've got him twitching, he had to go byebye

 

How can he give you your satisfaction
When he leaves right at the start of the action?

 

you put on your gloves
your giving me head
now my turn is over
i'm taking you to bed
i'll make you tingle
shiver & moan
should we invite katie in
she out there alone:rose:

 

I can't think why
he said good bye
with such a view to ponder over
hang around
he will be found
And sure is soon to wander over

 

you need to have patience
it is a good rule
cuz while you were rhyming
i was sat on the loo

 

Don't worry about me, I should have stated
This morning I've already fornicated!:awesome:

 

you've did it already
you don't linger
did you use your vibrator
or just a finger

 

Oh very funny, enough of your jokes
I used one of those sex toys I think they call 'Blokes'

 

I guess he got too busy, wondering where I came from,
It's okay though, I forgive him, I got a pretty distracting bum

I'm shouting "Oh, baby,
Can't wait for that threesome,
Come on in Katie, join in the fun,
Your pussy will rise above,
Cum along with my dove."

Like I told Katie, you were too startled,
Just like I am now, oh so sorry I took long,
You just got me battling, rhyming this whorish song

 

you called in your fella
or as you say your bloke
does he know you used him
cuz your vibrator is broke

 

Alright then, you convinced me - seconds it is
now lets get together and get down to biz!

 

I was awoken this morning at about six o'clock
his morning wood was hard as rock:awesome:

 

He's not quite George Clooney and he's no Johnny Depp
But I sent him off to work with a spring in his step