Something I've always wondered...

Do you have to iron those white robes, or do they just drip-dry?

 

I saw CFH420's mama walking down the street the other day and she had on this UCLA sweater. I said "Damn, I didn't know you went to college!" She replied, "I didn't, my name is Ucla." (pronounced uhklah).

 

That was fuckin stupid. Heres a better joke

I saw Joekerr1's mother walkin down the street. I bitch slapped the shit out of her for having a son that should have been a nut stain on a napkin. Then I fucked her in the ass using the rest of my Jack Daniels as lube. She enjoyed it quite a bit and wanted to have my children so she could be proud of something, but I told her she is not worthy, and then farted in her face.

 

Ha! That was good. Though I didn't quite catch the joke. Maybe you have to be white to get it. Anyways your mother says ...gurgle....gurgle...gurgle...

 

I'd stick to lynching if I were you son.
Writing is definitely not your strong point.

 

KKK street-literacy shocker!

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I'm a giant pussy you say? Ok I'll play. Suck it then, lick it, kiss it, before I put on this big strap on and make you squeal like a little piggy.

PS Sorry. I've seen Kimiko and some of the other girls do stuff like this but I have to admit I don't think I've really got the flavor of it yet. Its hot when they do it. And this kind of doesn't suck. Bad thing on a porn forum.

 

Stumbler, you wear a strapon... well that explains alot, now everything is much clearer

 

There's a great product called Downy Wrinkle Release. Spray it on and smooth out the wrinkles without ironing. Leaves fabric smelling spring-time fresh, too!:excited:

 

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Well its a free fantasy zone so go ahead and suck it if you want to.

 

Stumbler is a dumb ass.

Watch the video if you need more proof.

FLOKKKA WAKKAAA

 

You've got a video of me.\

I say you are a lying fool and have no such thing.


You can't really tell real anymore can you?

 

That accusation won't stick on CFH. It implies that he ever could tell real to begin with.

 

And I think that's a very valid question. I realize each reality is different but some realities have lost contact with the mother ship.

 

CFH is this your wife?

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Self loathing is a real thing, but since we're talking about gay men, then I would think that "cockaphobic" would be a more appropriate title, but I have no idea why you would find gay sex gross.
I'm a straight man, and it doesn't bother me.
How does that feel Em?
I mean think about it, you're more prudish than a straight man.

 

And She is just HOTTTT!!!!! :excited::excited:

 

The act in it's self does bother me, more about how ugly those guys are!!

Yep I'm a prude, a nun even, maybe a virgin again by now!!!

I'm not into children like you are, so compared to you I will always be a prude (Love that picture of you staring out the window watching the little neighbor girl play)!!

 

I see no prude in that delicious avatar Emily.