Dr. Yelsin was sent back to Prison.

Dr. Yelsin violated his parole by practicing Medicine without a license and was sent back to prison for a year.

Since he does not have internet access, he insisted that create a user at XNXX dot com so he can communicate with his former patients.

If it is okay with the Moderators of this forum, then I would like take over for Dr. Yelsin until he is released from the New England Institute of Psychiatric Care Facility in November 2011.

Dr. Yelsin says, "The food here is terrible and there is some big American Indian dude that doesn't speak a word of English."

 

Hahaha!
Best wishes to Dr Y, nurse!

 

He's cuckoo alright!!

 

Nurse - thank ewe for letting me know!! Send the doc my bestest wishes and tell him he doesn't need a licence to inspect my internal plumbing!!

I LOVE EWE DOCTOR YELSIN *carrots*

 

Three squares and a cot that are paid for by the state can be okay!!! Jeez, I thought that the two of us were going bowling...

 

Dr Yelsin, er Nurse, R, will you check and see if there is room for Steve Z.?
thanks!

 

What are the best female porn stars over forty?

I have two:

Brenda James and Monique Fuentes.

 

I voted YOU, Nursie

 

I can't accept your $10 donation to Dr. Yelsin's commissary privileges.

He says other members have sent enough money to buy whole store, and he has enough cigarettes to last him a lifetime.

 

Helpful Household Tips & Tricks

"Helpful Household Tips & Tricks"

Microwave oven tip #1:
Before cleaning the inside of your microwave oven, boil a cup of water for a few minutes. Use your favorite water based spray cleaner (like Windex) inside the microwave, then wipe it out. No scrubbing required!

Microwave oven tip #2:
After using the microwave, leave the door ajar for about an hour to let the water that accumulated on the inside of oven evaporate. This will prevent rust and make your oven last many years longer.

Microwave oven tip #3:
Frozen dinners are convenient. Take them from the freezer and pop them in the microwave. But, they always seem to have hot and cold spots in them. Plan ahead and take the dinner from the freezer the night before and place it in the regular part of the refrigerator. The next day, it will heat up evenly and it will take less than half the time.

Clothes pins and food storage bags tip:
Seems like everyone purchases "Zip Lock" plastic food storage bags that are expensive for someone on a budget. Buy the old fashioned simple plastic bags and use a clothes pin to clamp it shut. Also use clothes pins for other food bags from breakfast cereals to potato chips.

Cigarette smoker tip #1:
I never smoke in my house, always on the front porch. But, what happens when I empty the ashtray in my garbage pail? It makes my house stink! Use an empty paint can to dump your butts in until trash day, then empty the "butt can" into the garbage and take it out.

Cigarette smoker tip #2:
The cost of cigarettes is extremely high for someone on a budget, so don't purchase cigarettes. Instead, buy little cigars. These cigars are packaged exactly like a pack of cigarettes, but are labeled "cigars" so they can be exempt from Federal and State taxes. Personally, I like the "Clipper 100's" peach flavored and cost $9.95 a carton.

Windshield Wipers:
My windshield wipers don't clean correctly, so I better get new ones! Stop! Don't buy new windshield wipers unless you inspect them first! The number one reason why people replace their wipers is because they have bugs clogging them! Off course, if you notice they are falling apart, then replace them, but if they look caked with bugs, then clean them! When you are washing your car, use your "kitchen scrubber pad" to remove the debris and your wipers will work like new again.

Well, that is all I have for today! Make sure you add your own "Helpful Household Tips & Tricks" to this thread.

Good luck, and my God bless you for sneezing!

Are there any tricks out there? If there are, then call 1-800-Dr-Yelsin

 

wow - impressed of Oxfordshire!:rose:

 

Instead of throwing them out, gather all of your empty cereal boxes at the bottom of the stairs. Should you ever have the misfortune of falling downstairs you will have a nice soft landing!

 

now that's just silly...funny but silly....

 

Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen
chips from the freezer and try piecing together the original potatoes.

 

Smell gas in the house? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.

 

why buy an address book? Keep the telephone directory and cross out all the people you don't know...

 

:excited:

 

Don't buy expensive "ribbed" condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

 

eeek!

 

Record the sound of your washing machine onto a tape, then confuse neighbours by playing it back on a battery operated cassette player
during a powercut.