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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    I wave my private parts in your general direction!

    Now run away you stupid Eeenglish ka-niggut!

    (we could go on like this for quite a while, you know. Have you noticd that we've scared off the normal folks?)
     
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  2. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    (we could go on like this for quite a while, you know. Have you noticd that we've scared off the normal folks?)[/quote]


    I seem to manage that quite regularly !
     
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  3. no one 45

    no one 45 Porn Surfer

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    "The lord tells me that I am going to come out of this alright, but you're Foucked" - Stephen (Irishman) from Braveheart

    "You boys like MEXICO??!!" - Super Troopers

    "Littering and... littering and.... littering and... smoking the refer" SUperTroopers
     
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  4. J.A.W.

    J.A.W. Sex Machine

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    Gee Kimiko, you took every single one of my quotes (Gone With the Wind, When Harry Met Sally, The Sting), and added some. I'm going to pout now.
     
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  5. whocares

    whocares Amateur

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    Army of darkness "Welcome to the land of the living! Now pick up a shovel and start digging!"
     
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  6. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Dirty Harry

    Harry O'Callaghan, I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
     
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  7. givesalot

    givesalot Sex Lover

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    I'll be back............
     
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  8. AdamB

    AdamB Sex Machine

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    From A Bridge Too Far

    Corporal Hancock (handing handing Major General Urquhart a cup of tea): Sir.

    Major General Urquhart (Sean Connery): Hancock, I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications have completely broken down. Do you really believe that any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?

    Corporal Hancock: Could't hurt, sir.
     
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  9. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    Michael Caine in the original Italian Job

    You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
     
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  10. bang

    bang Sex Lover

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    without a paddle?
     
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  11. bbw lover

    bbw lover Sex Lover

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    stone him stone him lol

    life is like a box of chocolates

    angelas ashes :- (er whats that smell) it,s the twins there asses are shitty
     
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  12. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    RENT (just watched it today)
    "I didn't recognize you without the handcuffs."
     
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  13. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    "Zeds dead, baby. Zeds dead." - Bruce Willis at the end of Pulp Fiction.

    Well, near the end of Pulp Fiction.
     
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  14. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    I love that movie!!
    "would you give a man a foot massage?"
    "fuck you!"
     
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  15. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    Some of the dialogue is just hilarious. All the stuff about a "royale with cheese" and the big kahuna burger. Fantastic.
     
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  16. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    for sure
    but I have to say that my favorite part is when John Travolta's character shoots that guys head off by accident
     
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  17. countrymama

    countrymama Porn Star

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    Machine gun jubblies? How did i miss those, baby?

    second Austin Powers movie...love his witty stuff!!
     
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  18. Nympho

    Nympho sex kitten

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    "welcome to my submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seaman"
    oh wait, that was the third Austin Powers movie :p
     
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  19. trumpet

    trumpet The Raging Horn

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    What about Stallone in Rambo:

    "I love my country! I just wish my country loved me as much as I love myself!"

    Or something like that.;)
     
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  20. countrymama

    countrymama Porn Star

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    and all of the penis associations...when the thing is flying thru the air...i love it...lol
     
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