ok, nice to know she's commited...
So what happened then? i'm guessing you were all finished so was it a case of scooping up the mess, flushing it away, having a shower then putting any soiled clothes/sheets in the washing machine?

 

OK I lose. lol

 

I had just shot off in her ass, so we took a shower together. The wife was very embarrassed by this.

 

i see.... does she know you've told thousands of complete strangers?

 

Probably changing the oil in my car.

 

4 wheeling in the middle of the mud pits back home

 

As hilarious as these 'oh, i got really dirty fixing my car or cleaning the basement etc...' posts are, are there any more proper, sexual ones?

 

im bi-curious and the only thing ive done in a gay way is when i was ten me and my friend sucked each others cock for a min...he made himself forget but i still remember. does being bottom hurt at all?

 

i think this was dirty i went to a nudist camp last summer and fucked 2 women but not at the same time

 

interesting one this

what have i done that is dirty ,, lots,, and all fun

ok kissed my wife just after she sucked another guy of and tasted his spunk , liked that
gone down on the wife and licked her spunky cunt out not my spunk ,, i did enjoy that one,
my ex wife used to like me pushing her knickers into her cunt and then licking her out, what she did not know was that the other woman i was seeing at the time used to give me her dirty knickers, i used to hide them under my pillow and then swap them, she had my gf knickers pushed into her cunt so many times,
there ar so many things i have done ,, all wicked i know but so much fun :lol::lol:

 

Since I have fucked her ass dozens of time since with no more incidents, she is over this one time..She would care how many people knows about it.

 

I was in a corned about to fuck my gf when i need a piss. I just let go in the corner and then fucked her.

 

There's lovely....

 

I had sex in a puddle that was very muddy

 

Back in my teen years I was living with a guy who owned his own construction buisness and wanted me to be his GF/Slut/Sex Toy..He was good to me..Bought me a wardrobe of skirts dresses lingerie and stockings
3 pairs of heels and a pair of boots..Unless running errands and in the public eye I had to always be dressed and in my place as Gurlfriend Submitting to all his needs and desires...He was 8.5" and reasonably thick.

He had 3 close friends who worked for him and a friend who showed up on occations...They ranged from 7"+ to 10.5"....
When they were over I had to look my best and play hostess serving food and drinks...I also had to service each one of them as often and as many times as they desired before leaving...I am thankfull that they all as a group did not come by more than once or twice a month since when they
left my mouth was sore from sucking cock and my pussy/ass was well used and sore for a week or more afterwards....

So the dirtiest thing I've done was playing slut and being gang banged by
5 men on a simi regular basis....

 

Wow, I don't think anything I've ever done would truly be considered 'dirty'.

On multiple occasions however, I did take a pair of my sisters clean panties, put them on, masturbate to orgasm in them, take them off, then put them back in her dresser.

 

When I was a young boy, I masterbated my father while he pretended to be asleep.

 

I was involve in two live sex shows.

One was with a married woman that I met at a conference. We went to a strip club and got to know the manager. After a few drinks, she wanted to strip. As it turned out. They have a private room in the back were anything goes. Not only did she strip, but I got on stage and fucked her in front of about 30 people. Then we walked around naked and let people touch us.

The second one was a private party. I fuck a married woman in front of her husband and 4 other couples. We were the entertainment. After we were done. It turned into an orgy. Everyone fucked everyone else, except her husband. He just sat in the corner and masturbated.

 

i doubt you could possibly top the nasty shit the guy above you did, EVER!
thats pretty much a record of nastiness.

 

you are a sick fuck!