not willing to let this thread dies just yet.... bumpse daisee

 

For fuck's sake just let this die. No one has had anything to put in here for days now. just give up on it

 

I would guess that the dirtiest was the times I drank directly from my ex-wife's pussy every drop of her pee. I used to love that. I sregularly drink my own as i jerk-off.

 

did you remarry and if so does your new wife let you do that?

 

Last night I took my gf in the back of my SUV and she was on her period well actually the week where she stops taking her pill, I didn't bother with a condom and I was fingering her and she was like I'm going to squirt and I didn't give a fuck so I kept going it mostly looked clear when I turned the light on I have leather seats so it wouldn't stain them or anyting but when I wiped it with a tissue there was clearly some red mixed in and afterwards because I didn't take my shirt off I noticed there was blood all around my boxers and on the bottom part of my shirt(luckily it wasnt a very nice shirt).

It sort of reminded me of Mcluvin from superbad except no one saw except for me and my girl.

 

Wife and I were having her parents and her sister over for dinner one night and my wife jacked me off into the sauce for their pasta - so hot to know they were eating my cum. Since then I have jacked off in my wifes food without her knowing also food for my mom and sis.

 

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I wanked and cum in my sisters panties then put them back in draws so she would wear them

 

FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!

 

I wanna watch you have sex with a dog. WB ASAP

 

me and a male friend, in our late teens, shared a house with a couple of other lads. We were alone one night and had bought a really thick huge cumcumber as part of a healthy salad we were going to make. After smoking some weed he suddenly decided to hollow it out and fuck it like a pussy. He went upstairs..did the deed and then came back down. Stoned...I said "my turn" and went upstairs....saw the cum drenched cucumber half on the bed...lay down on the bed...and fucked it to......

We still piss ourselves laughing about it today......

 

any more?

 

I came on 2 girls faces at once, i think that's the most porny thing iv'e done

 

PM

I masturbated my husband at a resturant last night! Not all the way, but OMG! It was so fun.

 

I (male) was observing a gangbang at a swinger's club and a hot, slender, tanned slut was taking on everyone. After a couple guys shot their load in her pussy, I went down on her. She let me fuck her bareback and cum in her. What a mess! Meantime, her husband was masturbating while his wife took twenty plus guys. She would shower after a few guys and show up fresh.

Ever since then, if someone is fucking bareback and I want a piece, I wait for someone to cum in the pussy, I'll lick her, and then always am invited for intercourse.

 

chuffin heck... do bear in mind you might catch something though...

 

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I don't know if you'd consider it dirty but in high school I fucked my then girlfriend on her kitchen table, while her younger sister was in the basement and could have walked in at anytime. We aslo used to sneak out at night and have sex in her pool. We did it on her parents bed, the shower, in her basement on the coach, on the floor, that girl was freak.

A year before I started dating her I fucked my friends older sister while I was sleeping over his house. Thankfully he never found out

 

most people probably wouldn't consider it dirty but you being lucky to have been with such a sex hungry and passionate girl is definatly something.