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ok, i realise this thread may be reaching the end but it's a bright sunny day here in the UK - what dirty stuff do you have in store for the Long Weekend?

And when i say 'dirty', i mean sexy. While it might be mildly amusing to type, 'I'm cleaning out the garden shed - that's going to be dirty!' or 'I've got to sort out all the clutter in the spare room', you know thats not the kind of answer that people are looking for on a porn site. : )

 

I don't consider it dirty, but it's the most risky and exciting thing I have done.

I had previously met - via luck on the net - a woman I was in the same grade at high school with. I had longed after her from afar at school but I was shy and she was popular, so nothing ever came of that there. Imagine my luck when a random post on a (much MUCH cleaner) messageboard back in 2005 led to us meeting. And becoming lovers for a short period. Maybe be more like fuck buddies...

Anyway, school was 1976/77, this was 2005. We had agreed to meet in the city. We met and she said she knew a place where we could get a drink. I don't drink but what did I care? She told me her brother owned the place. I thought nothing more of that until she took me into a strip club!

The fact that the guy at the door took one look at her and let us straight in seemed to confirm the brother theory (and i met him, so that confirmed it as well). We had a drink whilst women pole danced and a couple of topless chicks played pool with this guy nearby. It was hard to keep my attention on my friend - being around naked women is not my usual situation. I figured that since she took me there there was no problem with my looking.

After the drinks we left and then she asked me if I wanted to do anything more. I told her that I wanted to do her. But I didn't know where. She told me she did and asked me to follow her. I thought we might have gone back to the club but she led me to a car park where her car was parked.

She had a wagon car where the back seats fold forward. She lay down facing away from me - after hitching up her skirt and removing her underwear. She has the nicest and tightest pussy I have ever come across (and into I might add). I didn't need any help being hard, and lay down beside/behind her, and went to enter her.

It was at this point she said "No". To say I was confused is an understatement. That didn't last long as she re-positioned herself and none-too-subtley said "in the arse please...". I remember thinking "please" was a very interesting word under the circumstances, but it certainly was a word that started going through my mind as well: "Oh, yes, PLEASE".

I pushed against her anus and entered much more easily than I thought would have been possible. It was a difficult position and we fucked slowly and quietly, and stopped two or three times as people walked past. At least one time she squeezed me as my cock was motionless inside her. Man, that was nice.

The whole thing was nice. I ended up cumming in her arse and she pushed back against me as I was. If I hadn't been cumming already then I would have cum

She said to me that anal was her favourite thing. It had just become mine. God, i wish I could do that again.

 

thanks for sharing. Great experience, you jammy sod.

 

the dirtiest thing i've done was,the first time i tried scat sex.It's it dirty?

 

Jammy then, but not now, alas!

 

yeah, i think that qualifies as dirty

 

ah well, at least it happened. Have a good weekend mate. This UK lad salutes OZ

 

i preformed the "tiger stripes" pulled a chicks tampon out with my teeth then shoock my head from side to side so that the tampon left splatter stripes on my cheecks, the got both sets of red wings. she laughed when i told her i was a tiger andthat she looked "Grrrrrreat"
Does analinguis count as dirty?

 

ummm, depends if she's wiped properly.

 

BWAHH. Touche, sir. Only go anal spalunking after showers

 

ah good, hygenic filth

 

When my wifes niece lived with us, she would always fall asleep on the couch. I went from spying from around the corner while jerking off, to sitting in the same room and jerking off to sitting right next to her. She could sleep through almost anything. I eventually would have my hard cock right next to her mouth while jacking off and take pics. Beautiful pics. Mmmmmm

 

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once i went into a womens bathroom and took a used pad and wrapped it around my cock and jacked off till i came

 

I like that done it myself

 

haha well I suddenly feel very innocent reading this. Dirtiest thing I've done: wow.. being eaten out. I might like to experiment a bit more.

 

My boyfriend and I where asleep. Then his roommate came in to the bedroom and started to kiss me. I had rough sex with him and woke up my boyfriend. He joined us, and I had two guys who dominated me at the same time. It was so sexy!!

 

Had a thing for my stepmom when i was 12 and really horny. Used to sneek into her room, dress in her lingerie, smell her dirty panties, lick and use her vibrator, and jack off on her bed.

Was caught jacking off on accident once by her and twice on purpose.

Let our dog lick my dick until i came quite a bit, licked him a few times till he came, and tried to let him fuck me once but started to hurt alot, so stopped him.

My girlfriend(ex) and i were fooling around in living room, i was eating her and noticed her beconning with her finger like come here. I turned around and my buddy had his pants down with a giant cock and stroking it. He shuffled over and she started sucking him. After a few minutes she pulled my head up towards hers and she wanted us both to suck him. I did but was kinda awkward after. After that, we did similar stuff like that.

 

Dirtiest thing I've done *as of late* was slapped so hard I fell over got fucked until I squirted while my fiance was strangling me with a belt.