Lol "is that a tiger in there?! No .. its a ghost! I ..... I was attacked by a Ghost! This is ecto plasm! Its all over me!"

Lol funny scene. Out californy way .....

 

Heh heh, funny.

Now, anyone else?

 

not dirty to me

Had threesome with two sister the oldest used a stapon on me.

 

bumpy bumpy BUMP

 

well i've did some dirty things probably the dirtyest was when i masturbated i sucked my own cock and came in my mouth then i fingerd my ass and im not gay or even bi-sex but i loved it and masturbated more then i found some vibrating thing its something to do to massage your back or something i used on my balls then when i was about to cum i went to my moms room she was sleeping and i silently cum on her face.
Then i went to bed like nothing happend. She never mentiond it to me DD

 

My ex had me eat cum off of her tits every day when she got home after work she never told me who's it was. Jacked a dog to get it hard and put it in her pussy then ate her out after it came in her.

 

I dont know what you consider dirty but the other day I did something I am not proud of and I dont know how I feel about it.

Ok there is this boy lets call him "Jack" he is 12 and a very close friend of the family. I've known him his whole life and I've often hung out with or babysitted him. So we were hanging out and wrestling on the trampoline. Well at one point he got a small boner. I didn't pay much attention to it and continued. I managed to get on top of him and the trampoline kept bouncing us up and down. His penis was right against my vagina area right on my clit. After about a minute I had a small orgasam and I looked at him and so did he. Neither of us said anything and we continued on our day. I don't think that counts as sex but I still feel weird about it.

 

made out with my sister, among other things.
my girlfriend was watching. (i didn't know that part though)

 

OK, this thread still works - 20th August, 2012 - any more?

 

been pissed on by a hooker

 

Back when I was 16, I noticed that everyone has having sex. My only problem was (back then) was that I didn't know anything about sex. All I knew was that I had a vagina. I didn't know that guys had cocks or whatever. I thought everyone had vaginas xD

Anyway, my brother, whom was 18 at the time, often heard my struggled by listening in on my conversations with my best friend. So one day, he approached me and told me he'd teach me all about sex. I sucked him clean, he fucked me in my pussy.

I have sucked my Dad's cock before but he's never fucked me before.

 

Spied on my neighbor naked

Our bedrooms were right next to each other I was 19 she was 10 she loved to show off all ever did was look she had the perfect 10 year old body

 

Babysit

Babysitting neighbors kid and she loves to show off her nonexistent titties LOL and I love looking

 

my ex used to like to piss on my cock and then fuck me, used to make me rock hard

 

OK, at the risk of attracting bad perverts like Maxair10 as opposed to good perverts like the rest of us, anymore?

 

I love your sister

 

I love you!!!

 

Babysitting

I babysat at a friend of mines kid and she really like to show off she kept walking around naked and she masturbated in front of me that was all that happened but to this day OMG

 

Jamjam, that's.... disturbing.

 

Let's get this back on track: Couple days ago met up with this girl who I've had a sort of FWB thing going. We were hanging out in her backyard, in her pool and we ended up fucking right there. I was standing in the shallow end and had her pressed up against the pool wall. It was a fun day.