WTF??,..its been, I don't know,..too damn long that I can have the computer to myself,..or even thw whole house to myself, SO I CAN GET OFF! Huff,..a house FULL of kid's AND our oldest son's girlfriend with their new baby! No moments peace,..no private wanky time! Sure I can sneek on here on this site LATE at night,..but I cant stroke it with my shorts down,..someone could come down stairs. I have no outlets! Im tired of masterbating with NO VISUAL AIDS. And no, of course not,...the wife isn't banging me. I don't know WTF I'm gonna do

There,..Ive vented. No replies necessary,..just had to drop a load here.

 

I hear you on the noise part! I am almost near going out in my bldg and banging some heads!
I am sure that there are many that can sympathize(like me) or empathize with you on this forum. Venting is good; btw this would be more fitted to be on our GD subforum, I think.

Make the best of it, and maybe a laptop, and a trip to somewhere secluded?

 

Yeah Wafarer,..sorry man,.I thought I had clicked back to GD's board. Ive been bouncing back and forth on all of them.
Ive thought of a laptop,..but thats too hard to get past all the other's here. Even if they are asleep,.someone always comes downs stairs. Shit man,..the only half descent place Ive thought of is those 24hr Adult Stores with the arcade booths in the back. But shit,..i know those places have got to be crawling with disease or undercover cops. Not that I would solicite someone for sex there. But its the only place I can sit back and enjoy some porn action.
Huff.

 

In the bathroom/shower with the door locked?

 

i'm lucky, i can sneak off to the garage with a laptop. noon ever goes there except me and there are no quetons. they would just think i'm working on my old car lol.

 

I've gone through this many times in diff stages in my house over the years, it will pass soon enough. In the meantime try and make it clear to all parties involved that you are losing your freakin' mind and need your alone time, perhaps they'll respect your imminent insanity and go to bed and just stay there.

 

tell your wife you want a 45 minute blowjob while you look at porn and read hot stories and toss a pillow in front of your chair for her knees. or have her sit in your lap and ride you while you look and read together.

or just pick a good weekend and send everyone out to do something together and have the house to yourself for a few hours.

 

Recommend you kick oldest son, wife, and kid OUT

Kick wife to curb

In fact, run everyone off. Use violence and threats if neccessary

Until cops surround house you will have your alone time

After cops kick in door and arrest you and drag you off to jail

You can have all the sex you want.

See, aren't you glad you turned to a porno blog for help?

 

LMAO!!!
Thanx man,..I needed that good laugh!

 

Welcome to Texas my friend! Good that you're heading to a much nicer state for the spring. Texas gets way too hot and humid quickly. Wish I could move, but Im stuck here for life. Anyway,..I can totally see myself in a big ass bus traveling all around! In fact, its got to happen becuz our boys are VERY close to us. I don't see them moving out for a loooong time. And then the girlfriend just loves it here! Poor thing though,..she never had a stable life with her mom or relatives. We adore our grand daughter of course. I just need regular sex. Thats it, plan and simple. Im a much, MUCH happier man when Im fed regularly,....oh, and by someone that WANTS to feed me
Right now, southeast texas has nasty rainy weather until tomorrow morning.

 

Reviving a two-year old thread! Bet y'all love me.
I use my phone: Internet, and I can watch videos on it! When I'm bored, I get horny (idle hands, ya know?) And all I have to do is go to the nearest private area and masturbate to my heart's desire. I fanyone else sees this, I'd like to know how you pull away from reality for a good wank!

 

I like to jack off going down the interstate. Fucking incredible rush. You should try it.

 

I don't like vehicles o.o

 

If you started jerkin off at the dinner table I bet the place would clear out real fuckin quick.

 

Walk around in boxers/underwear. People usually get uncomfortable quickly and leave. Better yet take your wife. Use a seducing tone and dont back down lol women remember everything man; she will remember it, but you gotta let her know its business time lol

 

Find your nearest adult book store with the private viewing booths in tha back and go have some private time. If you are lucky they might just have some glory holes.

 

i always envision a highly erotic watermelon to seal the deal.

 

Find a hosting jack off bud.

 

I've been where you are brother many times it's time to tell the older ones that you need time with the wife and they need to go out every so often, tell the wife in no uncertain terms your needs and how they need to be fulfilled regularly! It's for better or worse not cut you off at the cock because she thinks she can, that bullshit don't fly monogamy needs to be an uplifting experience for two and not solitary confinement! If you don't handle it immediately, you'll snap one day and everyone will lose (I hate games) I know I've been there and it's not pretty when you've had enough! Decompress at a "jack off booth" in the porn shops, it's not the greatest answer but, it'll fill a need temporarily and get you out of your crazy house?