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  1. highheels2047

    highheels2047 Amateur

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    Ok this has been on my mind and i need to get it out. Last friday i finished ork early. So i thought i would go and see my mum on the way home. There was a plumbers van on the drive but i remember mum saying her washing machine was having problems. Anyway i went in and i couldnt find anyone or my mum but i could hear a funny noise so i went check upstairs and still cant find my mum!. :confused: I opened the door of her bedroom and there my mum is laying naked on the bed with this guys cock in her mouth. Luckily she didnt here or see me, so i left and now i dont know what to do i feel so sorry for dad he doesent know but i want to tell him. What the fuck should i do???
     
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  2. yagamilight

    yagamilight Resident Shinigami

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  3. Wimmers

    Wimmers Porn Star

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    You mother has had an excellent result hiring a plumber I would say. If her pussy was dripping he will have sorted that out.

    She will have had the washing machine fixed, free of extravagant "Plumbers Rates".

    So now she can return to sitting on it for all her extramarital affairs. You and dad should be very proud of having a mother who runs the household affairs so efficently.:)
     
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  4. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Is that what she said?
     
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  5. narcissus1985

    narcissus1985 Sex Machine

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    For some reason I don't believe your story even though a cheating wife isn't that far fetched at all.

    I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for a second here, assuming your story is legit I'd tell your dad, it's the right thing to do. That way they could either work things out or he could move on. No one especially your dad deserves to be played like that.

    Maybe you saw the dilemma and substituted being a son instead of being a best friend. :rolleyes:
     
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  6. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    Yeah,, there is nothing better than going on a service call, and getting your dick sucked when your done.:lol::lol::lol:
     
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  7. Emily23XXX

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    You get in these predicaments alot (like every other thread you start)!!! :eek:
     
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  8. An Older Guy

    An Older Guy Sex Machine

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    just in joy the view !!! maybe start a line !!!:excited:
     
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  9. spankyspank

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    Are you sure those breast implants of yours which you mentioned in another thread didn't get in the way and obscure your vision? It could have been your dad with the plumber...

    I'm only kidding, I'm sure it wasn't your dad. But I doubt it was your mum either. Or the plumber.
     
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  10. Efstratios

    Efstratios Sex Lover

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    Dude, your mums a cheating whore.
     
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  11. into porn

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    i think your full of crap i have been a plumber for 15 years and have never had anything like that happen to me or any other plumber i know. and belive me if a guy goes to fix something at a womens house and he ends up getting a blowjob or more from her he is going to tell his co-workers
     
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  12. xCrazy_Nin0

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    *Sniff sniff*
    Y'all smell that? That's the smell of bullshit, people.
     
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  13. manding0

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    your full of shit you allways talk from your ass highheels2047
     
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  14. ScorpTQ

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    Rectal Rooters are real?
     
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  15. rocker29

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    It was not me..I was in class!

    Your mom is wrong period.

    But she's missing something.
     
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  16. Friendly dog

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    Without any joke from my part, my advice is "keep quiet and do not get involved". If there is fire, do not throw gasoline on it. The marriage of your parents is theirs and you should not get involved in any circumstance. Just to get to one possible corner of the situation, suppose your father knows and for personal reason, he looks to the other side. Suppose he does not know, but he is happy as he is. Do not open the Pandora box.
     
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Wow! Another load of bullshit! You must never worry about running low on fertilizer
     
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  18. xavvix22

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    Mamma mia...

    Oh...! don't tell me your mother's name happens to be Peach and the plummer an Italian dude named Mario...:p
     
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  19. WhiteWolf69

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    Shssss

    Don't say a word !
     
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  20. Old Tool

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    1) step away from the screen

    2) let go of whatever part of your body you are grasping

    3) seek a mental health professional . . . NOW!

    :lol:
     
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