1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    What makes you so special?

    :confused:
     
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  2. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Nothing, apart from the fact that I will be the first person to live for ever.
     
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  3. x__orion

    x__orion ::.unhomed.::

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    I don't recall positing that I was special.
     
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  4. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    I am.
     
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  5. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    Why are you asking?
     
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  6. tomislav2634

    tomislav2634 Porn Surfer

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    I dont understand also....
     
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  7. Rokan

    Rokan Sex Lover

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    My mother told me I was. ._.
     
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  8. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Funny, she told me the same thing. Son?
     
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  9. Rokan

    Rokan Sex Lover

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    Papa? @_@
     
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  10. Dinner

    Dinner Grade 'A' Prime

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    6 billion? Wasn't that 10 years ago? Isn't it more like 8 billion now?
     
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  11. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    ..........so given that half of the 6 Billion are males that will need to be removed, and if one third of the females are for some reason unacceptable, that leaves 2 Billion women for the invasion commander's pleasure.

    So, dealing with the other 4 Billion...........obviously, can't do this piecemeal..................need some mass process that is efficient and cost effective.............

    (shooter wanders off mumbling to self.......)
     
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  12. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Keep walking son, now turn right, yep that's it, open the door, don't worry about the rubber wallpaper you will be really comfy here, you lay down, take these little pills, nah haloperidol is good for you, you have a nap now see you a little later.;)
     
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  13. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    Cuz I'm hot, of course! :)
     
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  14. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    .......esay sparky, today has been a tough day. My meds must be off. I just had to chase Bill Gates out of my bathroom, and now I can't find my comb.
    I think the fucker took it............
     
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  15. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    maybe it was the short bus & hockey helmet in spring.
     
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  16. clubsixty9

    clubsixty9 Porn Star

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    Don't forget witty!! You're hot AND witty!! :excited::rose:
     
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  17. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    6 billion? Can't be.

    But then again.....there's one.....and there's another one....and...wait....two more.....
     
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  18. Circe

    Circe Porn Star

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    My eyes...*flutters eyelashes prettily*
     
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  19. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
     
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  20. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    Because out of those 6 billion people, there's not another one exactly like me :)

    *thinks*

    Some would say that's a good thing, but we'll just ignore them :laughing:
     
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