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  1. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    I wrote a little story based on a simple number search program deleting underage sex stories:

    It's about 18 yo Jon waking up on his 18th birthday and finding his younger 18 yo sister and her younger 18 yo sister naked on the foot of his bed ready to give him his birthday presents. His 18 yo little sisters are afraid of his 18" cock getting them pregnant for 18 months with 18 pound babies.

    Then Jon wakes up and finds to his dismay, he lives in Europe and has an 18 centimeter cock (~25"-18" for us Americans.) But it's still his 18th birthday and his 18 yo virgin little sister is still sitting on the foot of his bed naked and still asks him if he's ready for his birthday present. He is but she insists he use triple baggies as she doesn't want to be pregnant for 18 months and give birth to an 18 kilo (~40lb baby.) Jon races downstairs only to find that they're out of baggies. He climbs back up the stairs with the bad news only to find his virgin 18 yo baby sister sound asleep with her legs spread wide. It's more than he can take and he knows his virgin little sister is almost impossible to wake up and besides, everyone's heard a girl can't get pregnant her FIRST time.
     
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  2. businesstraveller

    businesstraveller Porn Surfer

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    Fucking hilarious!

    Havent laughed so much in a while thanks!
     
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  3. buddha69

    buddha69 Porn Star

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    wtf, that is the dumbest story ever......
     
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  4. 1BadDaddy

    1BadDaddy Sex Lover

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    I came 18 times!
     
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  5. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    What? I have comments??

    Businesstraveller-You're very welcome.

    buddha69-Thanks for making my day. lol

    1BadDaddy-18? Wow!
     
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  6. ELaken-Palmer

    ELaken-Palmer Porn Star Suspended!

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    I'm afraid this story will be BANNED.... the BABY is under 18!
     
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  7. jemmydoug

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    Sex Stories Post is completely free adults only website that offers free sex stories covering every imaginable niche and sexual fetish. The stories are written by authors from all over the world and the stories are published here uncensored and unedited for all to read. You can write and submit your own sex stories or you can comment or review other authors erotic stories. Sex Stories Post contains thousands of fictional sex stories submitted by many authors over the years.


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  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    That is right, you cant even MENTION anyone under whatever they decide, and it is not definitely 18, could be 9 by Iran's standards, 12 in Japan, 16 most of the US, 16 in Canada (used to be 14, that was a stupid move).
     
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  9. BigRedHead

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    It took me 18 minutes to read that story, maybe because i was too busy laughing 18 times.

    I think there is about 18 people who have read 18 different stories in this forum and they have all missed the 18 planes flying 18 feet above their heads.

    Congrats on your 18th birthday ssalo. 18 times. :excited: ;)
     
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  10. gpad

    gpad Porn Surfer

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    you have to be 18 or older to read this
     
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  11. chevy-383

    chevy-383 Sex Lover

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    If he woke up on his 18th b day to find his younger 18 year old sisters at foot of bed..How is that possible if he just turned 18??Maybe i read it wrong lol:p
     
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  12. Saya91

    Saya91 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Or maybe chevy, the whole story was a joke.:rolleyes:
     
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  13. indeedable

    indeedable Midget Pervette

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    Incest... fun for all the family

    I think he likes number 18
     
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  14. chevy-383

    chevy-383 Sex Lover

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    Really....Thanx for clearing that up captain obvious :-~
     
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  15. arends

    arends Porn Surfer

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    Chevy....Did you ever think that they may be triplets?
     
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  16. kenlawton

    kenlawton Porn Surfer

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    Had to read it 18 times to figure it out.
     
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  17. IVA HARDON

    IVA HARDON Porn Star

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    all 18 they all triplets.
     
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  18. donb9033

    donb9033 Porn Star

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    Steve I had no idea your sense of humor was so very well developed - especially for an 18 year old.

    Isn't it amazing how many don't get it?:eek:
     
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  19. Twistedsister

    Twistedsister Porn Star

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    What!!! Are they triplets or something?
     
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  20. ssalo

    ssalo Porno Junky

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    Triplets they are.

    BUT I AM PISSED:

    NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON even mentioned the literary merits of my micro mini almost novelette!!!!

    Except maybe buddha69 but I already thanked him.
     
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