When the cameraman gets too involved. So annoying!

 

Yes I totally agree, I hate this!

 

The stupid narration. Having to listen to a guy tell me what is happening. Also, I've seen a trend where the cameraman makes these offensive slurs towards a porn actress (one in particular made references to a Mexican girl jumping the border).

Spitting is disgusting. Messy blow jobs are horrible, especially when the girl can't keep a steady rhythm.

A guy who can't fuck the woman he is screwing. I'd hate to describe it like this, but I call it the "white boy fuck". A constant back and forth of the hips without any variation in technique or rhythm. And the funniest thing about it is 99% of the people doing it are white.

Bad oral sex makes my cock go limp. That broken wag jaw porn stars do is terrible. They can't fake their interest in licking a pink slit and have to purposely make it look staged.

When a guy has a bigger cock and only puts half of it inside of a woman. If she wanted the ten inch stallion, she should get all 10 inches.

 

As a cmnf sex there are several things that can killwhat ciould be a visually breath taking cmnf sex vid.

[1]Everythings following th cmnf way.
Then in the film the man decides its time to get naked as well.

NO YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

[2]When the woman wont commit to full nudity. They have
taken most of everything off. But they either leave their braw-on.
Or leave their skirts of dresses lazily hanging on their waists like fucking belts.

God that just looks stupid.

[3] High heels on a naked women do look hot. But one vid this close to naked girl was being double teamed by two fullyclothed men. But she had of her socks and these ugly boxy looking tennis shoes.

Which really hindered the streamlined flow of her gorgeous body.
Like i said..High heels i can tolerate. But tennis shoes are a big..NO NO!!
But buck naked and barefoot..NOW WERE TALKIN!!!

[4]Lack of possition change-ups. I want to see how the many things
the fullyclothed man can do to/and put the naked woman through.

[4]lack of build-up. Like with horror films like in porn.
Sometimes some suspense and atmosphere can go a very long-way.

 

Now I know why I don't actually watch porn...all the above statements are exactly why it bothered me, I just never bothered to keep trying to watch it.

the spitting is a HUGE turn off to me, had a one night stand do that to me once without warning me, we were fucking and he leaned clsoe in, i figured he was gonna kiss me so I opened my mouth...no he SPIT in it. He did not enjoy when I freaked out, and made him leave. Just...damn...don't people even discuss that shit anymore? Or just figure oh, hey, she's easy, I bet she'll let me spit in her mouth...
Grossest thing that has EVER happened to me. EVER.

 

faking moaning from women.....

 

I agree with this. Actually just give me bare feet, they are so much sexier!

 

It would seem that many share my view on spitting on genitals in porn, no way, when did this sneak in?
Poor camera work, chicks licking dildoes doesn't do much for me either, no more wool I will say is a disappointment or at least not much, like some defoliant hit the industry, agent pink?No more Bush in office, and none on the girls in porn either.

 

The spitting doesn't necessarily turn me off. Turn offs are a lot of what other people have said: girl looking into the camera, music, bad transitions. I do have to say that sometimes a plot annoys me -- not because of the plot, but because I'm just ready to get to the action. Someone mentioned the man pulling out and cumming on the woman's stomach or breasts. I don't mind that, but I really like the internal. I watched a video clip the other day where the guy came inside the woman and we were privileged to watch it dripping down his cock. So so hot. He also talked to her throughout, telling her how hot she was and what he was going to do, etc. I really liked that, because I'm a woman and like to hear a man's voice.

Okay, I'm rambling. Back to what I hate in porn. The biggest thing, which no one has mentioned yet -- looping. I hate trying to get into it and thinking, "Yep, there's that same POV I just saw 5 minutes ago."

 

I'm also not fond of the whole spitting and slobbering phenom.

Out of focus, bad camera work, bad sound, bad lighting

Guys that forget to take off their socks!

Semi-clothed - It's one thing to wear sexy things like stockings and corsets on the gals, it's another for a guy to just take off his pants but leave on his ratty t-shirt. Get naked!

Cutting the guys head off or never seeing his face - drives me nuts!

I'm hoping that pubic shaving is just a trend that will go away some day.

 

And yes im going to reference cmnf.

When people dont post the full scene.
You click onto it. And its only a minute or less.
When theres clearly more video time.

Because there was this honeymoon vid with the fullclothed groomsman was fucking his naked bride and a naked female friend of theres.

And the vid clocked in at a miniscule 19-seconds.
No we want the full vid people.

This goes along with staying in the same position too long.
And thats being in a real sexy shot and it lasts too short.

First off the vid im talking about breaks another sin.
Not commiting to the full female nudity/nakedness.
It had kelly trump and steve holmes fucking outside. And she was so close to being completely naked through the whole vid.

But for most of the vid she had her yellow dress hanging on her waist.
Which made would could of been her naked. It end-up looking
very broken-up.

Seriously disrupting the flow of that womans amazing skin and curves.
But in the vid she finally took off the dress and there she was.
Oh glory was she buck naked and barefoot.

Whilst steve was fullyclothed with his shoes on.

So he lay down on a recling poolside chair.
Still fullyclothed. The kelly trump completely naked squats over him to cockride him. And she only rides him for less that one minute.

It looks way too rushed for my tastes. Cockriding should be a thing to take ones time-on. Especially CMNF COCKRIDING!!!!!!!

 

The stuff up there about parts of clips? Fucking yes. Tell it from the mountaintop, mah bruthuh!

You guys are crazy. I love cheesy porn music. It feels so nostalgic. That and the guy's huge afro. I also love porn acting. Ever see the one where it was like The Flintstones? Its hilarious!

-When you can tell by looking at him that the guy is a douchebag. That smug little smile, the frat boy in his 30s face, coated in tattoos of skulls and other cliches he thinks make him look like a tough guy. If my first impression of him is "I bet on his way to this filming, this guy did something I would want to punch him for", he doesn't belong in my porno. And the bullshit these guys say! "you like it in your little pu-ssy? huh? yeah? you do? yeah? right? huh? hmm? do ya? yeah, don't ya? in your little pu-ssy? would I be correct in assuming you're finding what we're doing enjoyable? huh? hm? es bueno? yeah? bon sexe? on a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest...?". Yes, she said she likes it. Move on!

-This mostly applies to hentai, but I think it counts. Man and a woman are making out, she takes off her top and shows him her breasts. Very nice, everyone is happy. They go back to making out, only now, hes licking her tits and playing with them and maybe he fucks them a little while she sucks the head as it comes up at her. Going fine so far. He says he wants her and she smiles and nods. She slides down her skirt and now hes horrified. Pan around to the front of her....and shes got a giant cock. Come on, was that necessary!? Are you getting revenge on someone, were your parents killed by a chronic masturbater? You know, its not as bad when you know thats a thing they're going to do. You can just not watch it. Its the surprise I hate. That and defacing the girl by putting a dick on her. Women are beautiful, dicks are not!
Any surprise grossness is not appreciated.

-Close-up shots of a dick and a pussy moving on each other and the guy's ass. I don't like this shot at all, but some of these pornos are holding it way too long. If any director's are reading this, take note. As soon as you initiate that shot, send someone to get you something you can see from where you are. You should change the shot by the time they return. If not, just admit you like looking at his ass and do it on your own time. The audience has other objectives and one would hope your star has other parts of her body worth filming.
While I'm on shots and awesome segues, let the guy fuck her a little longer instead of making him stand there jerking off for a long time. If it starts getting awkward, maybe he wasn't done yet. Or at least tell her to finish him off herself. Do something, don't make him just stand there with his dick in his hand.

-Censorship on Japanese porn. I know its a law, but its not a good one. Just because the pussy is pixelated doesn't change the fact that theres definitely a cock moving in and almost out of it at an alarming rate. They're clearly fucking each other! Aren't you the country that brought the world tentacle rape and used-panty vending machines? And you're squeamish about a vagina!? The weirdest is when the guy cums in her and she pushes it out and you can't see her pussy, but you can clearly see the jizz leaking out! What!? Its a little late for modesty when theres flowing cum involved.

-Mislabeling basic things. POV means something, but apparently it escapes the grasp of some directors. I also find it annoying when, on the same page, you can see previews of three pornos. One is called "Russian Father Cums On Daughter's Braces", one is called "Swedish Nerd Girl Takes Load Inside Virgin Ass GREAT!!" and the other is called "Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie Virtual Sex with A Goat-Milker REAL!!!!". And they're all clearly the same video. Fuck that! Call it what it is, "Two People Who Were Strangers Ten Minutes Ago Speak Portuguese and Fuck". Its simple, its honest and it'll attract the Portuguese fetishists.
This also applies to when the title describes the woman and it turns out inaccurate. "Sweet Girl Loves Sex" should not be five minutes of a bitch negotiating her price followed by exactly two seconds of her begrudgingly lifting her top to just above her nipples and three seconds of the screen saying "The End".

-That is makes me cry. Thats right, its the porno's fault I cry when I masturbate! Don't you judge me!!

-Half-assing a plot. As I said above, I loved the Flintstones porno. Not because it was exceptionally hot, but because they went all out with it, most of the performers doing impressions of the characters while fucking! Thats awesome and it made it a twenty times better porno! We need more of that. But don't start with some obvious 30 year old in a cheerleader outfit meeting the star quarterback, who is forty-three, under the bleachers and then just drop it halfway. You can't have a ninja live by silence and deception and then scream "EEKUUUUUUUUU!!!" in the middle of a cave. The whole Burning Dawn will hear them and only half will join in. The rest will kill her, and that is just not good porn.

-Clicking on porn described as "threesome" only to find out its two guys and not the good kind of threesome. A lot will say so up front, but not all of them, and thats not okay. If the government is labeling music with explicit lyrics, they should let us know its two dudes.

 

Scat vids are just pure gross. Taking a shit [Even buy a hot girl]
is never sexy at all. It smells its messy...YUCK!!!!!!!!

Pissing vids. How is someone pissing into
or getting ones mouth pissed-in sexy????? And could
make you sick if swallowed.

Bruises. If shes got bruises theres nothing anybody
can do about it. But in post you can. So porn companies try digitally
removing those things. Along with things like shaving rashes and body/face acne.

 

I just hate when the chick is really loud and obviously faking. There's no bigger turn off than a half assed "oh, oh. oh yeah, you feel so good, baby. oooooo! I'm gonna cum!"

 

Thats half the reason i watch porn without the sound on - the other half is that it would really give the game away to my co-workers !

 

I'll probably say this a lot in this post but porn isn't JUST for men. Dicks can be attractive too. And a hot chick with a cock can be hot too. I've seen a few hentai and a few live action pornos with chicks with dicks and some can get pretty fucking hot.

again, porn isn't JUST for men. I happen to like this shot... Especially when I'm really hot and he's a vocal guy. I'll imagine him ordering me to eat his ass while he fucks the slut in front of him. mmmmmmmmmmm.

Too right! That fucking pisses me off big time!

It's still a threesome! And most sites if you hover your mouse over the thumbnail it'll show you some screen shots so you can see how things unfold (to an extent). I happen to love both equally. But I only really enjoy MFF if the women are more submissive and get used hard. My favorite thing being when one blows him while the other tosses his salad. God I'd love to do that to a guy sometime! Anyhow, point is, it's JUST as hot to see a guy use two girls as it is to watch two guys using one girl. And again, I'll reiterate porn isn't JUST for men! Women have their fantasies too. Not to mention some guys enjoy sharing a woman with a friend so MMF is right up their alley. I especially like MMF cause usually she spends a large portion of time with one in her mouth which means she can't talk/moan/scream much. I get tired of the shitty screamers who are obviously faking enthusiasm. And as a woman, I wanna hear the guys! I don't mind if I can hear the chick. But I hate porn where the guy hardly makes a sound or he does but you can tell they intentionally amped up the volume on the chick to drown the guy(s) out. I could make a fortune dubbing porn so you could hear the men. Check out my "For ladies who like vocal men" thread some time. There are a few guys who LOVE my taste in porn.

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

 

oh! and I fucking HATE when they spend like 10-15 minutes on the chick just walking across the room and fondling herself or doing a little booty shaking. And I just get that much more irritated if it's followed by a long self-play session. At least let the guy fondle, strip,play with her. But I could tolerate the self-play if it weren't for those long ass intros where she doesn't do anything but pout her lips and fake being horny directly at the camera.

 

you would make a great director Snoochies !

 

can't say I haven't thought about it!

There's this whole untapped market of hardcore porn for women... one day someone will crack that nut and make a fortune!