I'll offer my nut up for cracking - all in the name of improving porn of course!

 

lmfao! it's something to consider once hubby is out of the military. But somehow I don't think it would bode well for his career if he were found to have a wife who became a porn producer. lol

 

You could wear a gimp mask and take on an Alias !

 

oh, I wouldn't be IN them... he'd NEVER allow that! lol. But eventually someone might put two and two together and connect me with him. And that might be an issue.

 

he likes gimp masks and aliases ?:excited:

 

dork

 

WOW, and I thought . . .

Wow! And I thought I was the only person who thought these things.

My favorite porn? When you can tell that's it really is about amateurs and you sense that they really are enjoying it!

 

totally agree.



in my less-experienced days, i hated if I started to cum to a hot scene,
and in the middle of my uncontrolable climax the camera switches off to just the guys face. ugh waste of a load.

 

http://www.xvideos.com/video808375/white_threesome_double_penetration_part1
http://www.xvideos.com/video808506/white_threesome_double_penetration_part2

Just found that one yesterday. I wish the clip started a LITTLE sooner. But I know what you mean. I really enjoy when you know WHY they're doing whatever they're doing. Though sometimes the reason is so fucking stupid I'd rather not. lol

 

consider yourself lucky. I RARELY cum the first time I watch a scene... takes me too long to get off lol. Between being picky about my porn and slow to orgasm, I generally have a few tried and true favorites that I know so well I can click anywhere on the little timeline and get to exactly the part I wanna see within 30 seconds or so. So I know damn well when the head shots are coming or when they're gonna switch to some part that annoys me.

hmmm I wonder if that means I just watch porn too damn much. lol

 

What I still haven't seen in the replies, and what really turns ME off, is when the guy(s) can't keep a boner. Is it so fucking boring to lick out a pussy that the guy has a flabbie as if he was attending a math lecture? And it the porn "star" has troubles with keeping a boner could the cameraman AT LEAST keep that out of sight of the audience?
A girl working real hard to suck off the guy and all he can produce is something that isn't harder than mattress-foam...
I saw a bisexual scene where one guy was being fucked hard in the ass and oh, he was doing so much his best to moan and show off that he enjoyed it so much but his weakie told otherwise (now I know for sure that I don't want to be fucked in the ass. It makes you impotent!)
Porn stars that can't produce a boner should find themselves another job!!!

 

pixelated scenes and parts i hate. fake moaning and screaming like a banshee on steroids, i hate. big long but 'out of gas' erection, no good. spitting? ewww. use proper lube, please.

 

I know people like things I don't, but mine is the perspective I used. I have no idea what annoys other people and I didn't guess. These are things that annoy me, but which I know are not universal. Nothing annoys everybody. Except censorship in Japanese porn, it seems.

If you do, I should mention I've done voice work and will gladly work for no money, for the right project.
I don't know if it was yours but I've seen and commented on a thread asking which men are vocal and said that I am. So I think women tend to enjoy hearing them and seeing two guys go at one woman. Just, I don't.

 

lol lotsa complainers

 

more annoying things in porn

When people say the same thing over and over and OVER - i mean, really? we get that you're super wet, that she's fucking tight, that you want him to fuck you harder. We don't need to hear it a million times.

Also, more talk than action - like when it takes FOR!EVER!! to get to the good part. seriously, i'm falling asleep here with my hand in my panties = NOT GOOD!!

 

lol I just fast forward that shit

 

Okay, I've got a lot of complains, but don't be like all "stop bitchin' about free porn", these are mostly just small annoyances that I wish they would stop doing.

1. Saying the same things over and over.
2. Fake moans.
3. When they just keep on moaning and never shut up.
4. When the actor's look into the camera, when you can see a cameraman or a cameraman's shadow or filming equipment on screen.
5. Spitting. Especially when they sound like spitting cobras. (Well, there's been a couple of times I've seen when they did it in a way that was kinda sexy, but most of the time it's disgusting.)
6. Rimjobs. And showing off the asshole.
7. Predictability. It's like 50% lame-ass story/bad foreplay/wanking, 25% oral sex and 25% anal sex, in that order in gay movies.
8. Looking up while giving a blowjob. Most people just look unattractive when their eyes are directed that far up.
9. Stories that are not the least bit believable, like people starting to fuck after only known eachother for five seconds. Also badly casted roles, for example a bunch of twiggy twinks that are supposed to be firemen.
10. Sex that's just mechanical. I wanna see kisses and hugs and fondling.
11. Bad acting, like either over-acting or looking bored.
12. When they don't show the guy's face.
13. Sounds completely replaced by music (happens a lot in vintage porn).
14. Excessive bobbing of the head when giving a blowjob.
15. Barely touching the dick with her mouth (it seems to only happen in straight porn).
16. Taking off everything but the socks.
17. When they cheat, e.g. use looping, excessive amounts of replays of the cumming, fake dicks, obviously fake cum, extremely overexaggerated measures on guys' dicks or lying about the number of guys in a gangbang.