Taking advantage of my bald head Harry?

 

My head is more absent of follicles than thine.

*melts into the floor*

 

I am starting to doubt the quality of the drinks in this place. That guy is well beyond wasted. He is one with the floor.

 

*steps out of the wall*

You are not open to the possibilities of Role Play.. which is what places such as these are.

*turns Hitmans clothing into Saran Wrap®*

 

Oh I am!
Taps 2 islands. Counterspell!

 

I steal a glance at Hitman's gun (the one on the table)

 

Walks into new bar in townand sit's at counter. "sure would like to see what the waitress looks like and what her name is. Just to see if it's worthwhile coming to this joint."
Thinks to himself that sure is one hot milf with the sword Iwonder what she's guarding that's so precious. I think I might just have to find out.

 

M:tG is ineffectual here.
*turns hitmans guns into carrots*

 

Sheesh how long does Kitty sleep? I'm off duty now - and off to bed. Guess the cafe is closed for now.

 

*The thing cija was guarding wakes up*

you now all see it was the sleeping kitty on the lounge.

i didnt want to leave my new cafe! so cija protected me while i slept.

ciiijjjaaa! good morning!
*hugs before she can get away*
*and just a quick lesbian kiss, seeing as you insist on being hetero still


i think we need an imaginary bar maid, seeing as i wont be around all the time, so the bar maid is a brunette, shoulder length hair, green eyes, creamy complexion, slim figure with c cups. and of course she is permanently in a a maids outfit, the only thing fit for serving in my bar. you can have her do a number of things... she will flash her skin for the customers... she is not quite a little slut though, so treat her nicely, flirt, and see if you can get more from her. (of course because she is imaginary, it would be like you writing a short story)

Kreig, try not to go over the top with the.. melting into the walls and floor, have fun, but just dont go over the top with the magic etc. =)

 

haha sorry cija,... i only slept 10 hours... thats not much =P

i have slept 17 before =P

but im off to tafe today.

the cafe stays open all the time.

 

Homesick Irish Man walks into cafe; tomorrow is St Patrick's day and he's wondering where he's going to celebrate. Still he's heard that this place does good coffee and that the clientele are an interesting bunch from all over the world.
Besides he heard that the chick who runs the place is gorgeous and good for a bit of chat so this seems as good a place as any to spend a bit of time

 

oops whilst hes been typing the lovely girl who runs the establishment has been chatting up the female clients hope she can get round to offering him a coffee

 

okay bluegar =P
what would you like, just a coffe?


your right! its saint Patricks day (today for me)

*waves my hand* green decorations appear all over the cafe =)
there you go.


and i have to leave, sorry guys

 

Ok quick espresso before you go and I'll have one of those green buns; those sofas look comfy I'll take my paper over there and see who pops in; anytime you need the place looked after give me a shout although your new barmaid looks a bit of stuff is she straight or do you screen all employees??

 

Not much I can do about being hetero lol! Have a great day sweetie - your kiss will have to be a motherly one Night all........

 

Lol i needed someone to entertain the boys so they dont all head for me,.. so lets call her Bi.

here is your espresso, and im outa here, =) have a nice day all. byee



=( i guess you cant help being hetero.. hey cija =P

 

Ok you can trust me with Bi (for today)although I think you might have to watch out for cijababe!!
Sips espresso looks round thinks this is a nice place might drop in again wonder if any more of my friends find their way here
Hope they do a 'full irish' in the mornings as will probably need a bit of soakage before I head out for the day that's in it!

 

Files first complaint with miss Kitty about guy in the mens room relieving himself...#3. Fucking Tom!

 

OK goin to be a busy day celebratin tomorrow ; picks up paper and brings empty cup and plate to counter ( always good to keep in with the staff in these places) winks at Bi (still haven't got her name!) and say goodbye but she's too busy heading to the jacks with rubber gloves and a massive cleaning spray!!
Thinks to myself 'great at least they take hygiene seriously coffee was good and place definitely shows promise. Night night all and Happy Paddy's day to any of us out there!!