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  1. dr_love

    dr_love Porn Star

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    years ago, i was dating this girl.
    her mom said she would have sex with me on a regular basis if
    i married her daughter, but only if we remained married and i never had
    sex with any other woman. other than her and her daughter.
    also her and her mom lived alone together and that would have to
    remain as well.
    the mom was a pretty good milf that was only 16 years older than her
    daughter.
    the deal was i get all the sex i want from her and she was fixed, so
    she said i could cum inside.
    but the daughter could never find out.
    she also offered me a 1 time fuck as a sample because i told her
    i have to think about it, when she offered.

    what would you have done? realistically.
     
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  2. likesitwet

    likesitwet Porno Junky

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    damn

    i think the mom was testing you dude,but there are mom an daughters out there who are close an would share.only if your wife came to you with it.;)
     
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  3. clarise

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    Nice poem!

    So. You never told me. Like, I know it's weird and everything. Me, and Dee Dee. Meeting online and stuff. But true love is magical, no matter what you say, despite your credentials, and that's that. So, like, me and Dee Dee? Too weird? Your professional opinion, please.

    Best,
    clarise

    P.S. Here's the thread where I met him and everything. So you can see, for yourself, how made for each other we are. Thanks so much. :kiss:
     
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  4. clarise

    clarise Precious princess Banned!

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    BTW, you claim to be from Sin City. As in, Viva Las Vegas, or Lynn, Massachusetts?

    Las Vegas is no more sinful than the food court in a tawdry strip mall. Las Vegas is what you get when you cross Cinnabon with a topless clown.

    Lynn... now, there's something else again. We have a poem, up here in the Athens of America:

    Lynn, Lynn City of Sin
    you never come out
    the way you went in.
    Well, don't forget about Dee Dee. I know I won't. And read the thread. You'll see for yourself how he and I are MFEO.
     
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  5. dr_love

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    i thought it might be a test too. the daughter could have done the
    same thing as a test.
    maybe if a mom grabbed my crotch and exposed herself i would be
    more convinced it was real.
     
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  6. dr_love

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    i'd rather talk about the topic of this thread. why do you want with my
    opinion if you're mind is already made up anyway?
    to be honest you seem love starved, maybe very lonely and
    possibly a bit crazy...and weird. i don't mean to be rude at all because
    you might be a cool person, but i know how some women can be
    like this. i've known women like this. they were cool, they just
    spent too much time around the wrong people all their life.
    now stick to the original topic please. thanks.
     
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  7. clarise

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    Well you don't have to get titchy. Umm, what were we talking about? Dee Dee, I thought.
     
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  8. clarise

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    Oh, I see. The poem.

    Well in all honesty it is not very good. Dee Dee would be much better at this, and I don't want to put words in his mouth. But seeing as he is away at the moment - ahem, indisposed, thanks to some inconsiderate people around here who scared him away before he could fully appreciate how perfect we are for each other - uhh, as I was saying, since he is not in, I will take a shot at this.

    First of all, the poetical form confers considerable latitude, as anyone familiar with e.e. cummings would readily concede - we do not need Dee Dee here to agree on that much. Nevertheless, if one is to take liberties with the English language, one should be consistent, and either mix the rules for pronouns governing person, or not. So, if one deigns to refer to a human as "that" in one stanza, one should maintain the conceit throughout. Speaking of stanzas, I am sure Dee Dee would advise you not to end a line of verse with the start of the next prepositional phrase. (At least I think he would concur. I am not an authority, and Dee Dee and I have just recently met. (Did I tell you his name is really Dougal D. Dick? Dougal, for short. (I call him Dee Dee. (He really is quite sweet (and quite the charmer as well (sigh)))))).

    Where was I?

    Yes. Stanzas.

    Break them up a bit. And do not end a stanza on "if." Start it on the next line. Until you get really good, that is, and possess enough credibility to break the rules of grammar wilfully and purposefully, to efficacious and scintillatingly witty effect. Like my beau, Dee Dee.

    Oh. And the daughter should either be enough for you, or not. IMHO. But you're the doctor.

    Yours truly
    clarise

    P.S. I really like you. So, like... if Dee Dee doesn't come back... do you think, like, you... and me? My Mom would never be able to know. She would never approve. Believe me. So, no package deal. But... oh, never mind. Dee Dee will return. He is true. I know it.
     
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  9. dr_love

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    feeling a bit sensitive? lighten up, sister.
     
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  10. dr_love

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    that makes sense. i see what you mean. and thanks, i really like
    you too.
     
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  11. clarise

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    Well, that is nice. But let's take things slowly. Dee Dee will be back. I have faith.
     
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  12. dr_love

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    i wasn't talking about taking things anywhere, i was just thanking
    you and saying i like you too is all. i also never do anything slow,
    not my style, i'm a city boy.
     
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  13. CuriousKat

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    Oh no...you're in for it now.
    <hides>
     
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  14. dr_love

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    in for what?
     
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  15. wilburjorgeafraidya

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    he back,he rite new story,me not like it but me jealous of him & u so maybe me just mad:mad:
     
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  16. dr_love

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    ?
     
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  17. clarise

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    You know all that stuff we talked about? (You know, silly, 'u', 's' spells 'us'?????) Well, I'm not saying I changed my mind. Las Vegas sounds nice. Even nicer than Lynn. But could we put it all on hold, temporarily? I don't know how to say this- I suppose there is no easy way, so I will spit it out and don't feel bad, ok? But, here's the thing.... my dearest darlingest Dee Dee has returned! Umm, anything can happen and I will take your professional advice and not get my hopes up. So, uhh, this isn't goodbye, okay? Just... I just need time before I can make a commitment and accept your proposal. Thanks a bunch.

    Yours forever
    clarise
     
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  18. clarise

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    Now, don't get in a tizzy or anything, but as I've said above, Dee Dee is back, and I kind of felt that I had to tell him all about us. Just for full disclosure. Don't worry about a thing. Dee Dee is not the jealous type, and I have it all under control.

    We'll talk later. Bye now. :kiss:
     
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  19. dr_love

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    what proposal? :eek:

    i didn't propose. you're too sweet for me. i like a girl who when if
    when see's me stab another dude she is looking out, not freaking
    out.
    plus i really only date girls who are willing to cut themselves at
    times so i can taste their blood. i'm not into some vampire trend,
    i just like tasting my womans blood. although i do like goth, i'm not
    some dracula wannabe.:cool:
     
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  20. clarise

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    Huh.:-| You wouldn't happen to know a nice French boy named William George, would you? Oh, don't answer. I figured as much. It's plain as day that you're all in this together.

    I mean, I like William and everything, and I try to be nice. But he's into some bizzaro stuff, believe me (and you say I'm weird). Like, lapping on girls' panties like some filthy animal, and chewing on bloody tampons and stuff. :-~ Like, what-ever, okay? Like, I had this boyfriend a couple years back, and he made me call him Edward? Even though his name was Guilford (Gilly for short)???? Duh? So, like, far be it from me to judge the odd predilections that trigger the male cerebellar erectile response. You're into sucking on Tampax. Okay, fine. It won't change the way I feel about you, and I'll let you rummage around in my trash. If it pleases you.

    But give me a little time, because I really think it could work out with Dee Dee!!! ;) I have a special feeling about him. I really really do.

    h&k
    clarise
     
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