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  1. treen

    treen Porn Star

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    Well guys what is the useless thing attached to your dick????
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  2. Sybil 16

    Sybil 16 Porno Junky

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    this makes no sense to me. Are you asking about Prince Alberts? Are you talking about the rest of the man's body? Are you asking about certain mutilations or growths? Are you talking about the cheese that develops if an uncircumsized cock isn't washed enough?
     
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  3. Filliphy

    Filliphy Porn Surfer

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    I thought that the actual joke went:

    What is the useless piece of skin attached to the end of a dick?
    Answer: A Man!!!

    hahaha:confused:
     
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  4. saleenyzf

    saleenyzf Porn Star

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    i have had a cpl girls attached to my dick that were useless.
     
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  5. treen

    treen Porn Star

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    Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Thats right!!!!!!
     
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  6. Tuninyabum

    Tuninyabum Sex Machine

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    That is a good one as revenge for the hundreds of woman jokes that are around.

    One of my faves.....

    A guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says "This is the pig I fuck when you've got a headache.
    Annoyed, his wife stops reading, looks up and says "I think you'll find that's a sheep"
    To which he replies "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep". :)
     
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  7. Cummmm

    Cummmm Porn Star Suspended!

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    The gold-digger thats trying to fleece me of ma monnnnnnny!!!:rolleyes:
     
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  8. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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    Actually on the head end of my dick it would be a woman!:-E:-E
     
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  9. treen

    treen Porn Star

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    You dick head only you are attached to your dick.
     
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  10. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. treen

    treen Porn Star

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    Its in the pussy but not attached! It can get kicked out anytime!!
     
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  12. Mattress

    Mattress Sex Machine

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    My right hand :)
     
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