1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    WARNING. Post in this thread at your own risk.

    What deed have you done that if the details were released to the authorities, it would result in you paying a fine or being placed under arrest?

    For your own security, don't divulge too much detail.
     
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  2. Dr_Bat

    Dr_Bat Sex Machine

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    I pissed in the swimming pool.
     
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  3. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. freebird69

    freebird69 Porn Star

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    Copied and sold thousands of dvd movies..
     
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  5. thisguy21

    thisguy21 Sex Machine

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    HAHAHAH!!

    A lot of illegal activity, I should be locked up lol! That's all ill say for now.
     
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  6. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    They'll never find the bodies...besides, they were just prostitutes.
     
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  7. thisguy21

    thisguy21 Sex Machine

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    ^^ THIS!
     
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  8. DigitalGirl

    DigitalGirl Amateur

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    The checker at the grocery store didn't ring up the 12 pack of coke zero on the bottom of my cart. I didn't point it out to her and walked out to my car with my groceries and free coke zero. I'm going to hell.
     
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  9. MehShutUp

    MehShutUp Porn Surfer

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    Lets just say I was a klepto awhile back
     
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  10. Formerly Yak

    Formerly Yak Masculine Musician

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    God said look to the burning bush.
     
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  11. freddy_bang

    freddy_bang Amateur

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    oh i really don't think i should say... (!)
     
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  12. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Well, thanks so much for that informative post! (And here I thought mine were lame!)
     
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  13. thecaptian

    thecaptian Double Trouble

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    I had stolen many many many pencils and pens so I could something to write with at school.

    I feel better now.Thank you.
     
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  14. museic

    museic Newcumer

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    Realized that a checker at Fry's forgot to ring up a $200 video card... Didn't say anything about it and left the store without being caught.
     
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  15. telem

    telem Porn Star

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    nothing im a boring cow im afraid
     
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  16. arizona1664

    arizona1664 Guest

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    um...the odd porn mag lifted from a shop when I was a kid.....:eek:
     
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  17. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Nah... you're just too good to be bad! :p
     
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  18. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    Nah got nothin seems I'm clean.
     
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  19. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    Nothing on record.
    The Chinese have good lawyers.
     
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  20. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Illegal activities?

    Is something illegal if you never get caught. Kind of like a tree falling in the woods with no one to hear the sound.

    So, I have never been caught, arrested, prosecuted and convicted. But, my mama tanned my hide a few times for petty crimes.
     
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