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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    anybody here ever fantasized about being a serial killer?
     
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      Not fantasies just do!
       
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  2. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    No..... but that's quite Funny :excited:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  3. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Dexter, is that you?
     
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  4. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. mikelr

    mikelr Porn Star

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    Conspiracy to manufacture with the intent to distribute methamphetamines.
     
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  6. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    It's a real bitch when you set the trailer afire cooking up your product.:rolleyes:
     
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  7. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    maybe because it was "coke zero" she let you have it, just to lower the inventory?

    This happened to me too, I am working on paying this back(24 classic--the best---coke) one way or another, I have lost a couple of small cost items, so it seems that things have a way of evening out.
     
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  8. mikelr

    mikelr Porn Star

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    I was a little more sophisticated than that sir.
     
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  9. Yeehaarider

    Yeehaarider Porn Star

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    Last night, I went to the back room with a stripper. We undressed. I came in her mouth, then laid her back. She had me put on a condom, then we did it in three positions. Afterwards, I paid her 200 bucks.
     
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  10. Punk Maniac

    Punk Maniac Newcumer

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    I stole a book once, I tought it was a free manual...
    I crossed the street while red light was still on and I stole one toy when I was a kid.
     
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  11. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    Sorry, but Meth manufacturer and sophisticated don't go together.
     
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  12. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Especially when there are no teeth in your mouth! :excited:
     
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  13. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    I bet you sold a lot to bikers.

    Cool story bro. Too bad it didn't end with you killing her, chopping her up, stuffing her in a garbage bag and dumping the corpse in a sewer.

    what? I'm just saying....

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. krait

    krait Porn Star

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    hmmmm

    TRIED TO PICK UP PROSTITUTES', WITH A AMBULANCE WHILE ON THE CLOCK.
    NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE PROSTITUTE NOTICE THE POLICE SITTING AND FOLLOWING OUR AMBULANCE VERY SLOWLY.

    WE DIDN'T NOTICE THEM FOLLOWING US UNTIL SHE SAID SOMETHING.
     
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  15. Tell_Me_Why

    Tell_Me_Why Sex Lover

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    I didn't do my 2008 state taxes MWAHAHAHAHA :-E
     
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  16. telem

    telem Porn Star

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    no truly............im just boring lol



    soooo........you have always been a mucky sod then Ari lol


    did the mushrooms have marmite on?
     
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  17. mikelr

    mikelr Porn Star

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    I bet you sold a lot to bikers

    Actually I never sold it or made it for sale. My girlfriend at the time got busted by the DEA. I was riding with her when they took her in. Therefore I was guilty by association. Conspiracy doesn't mean what you think it does.

    And meth doesn't cause everyone to lose their teeth. It's usually the ones too lay to brush them in the first place.
     
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  18. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I drive through stop signs...lots of them...every night. Ok, it is 3:00 or 4:00 in the morning and I am driving on very rural country roads. Stop signs are annoying when there are not any other humans awake within 5 miles.
     
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  19. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    I took the tag off my mattress!
     
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  20. LonelyBigGuy

    LonelyBigGuy Sex Machine

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    to the at least 2 people who said they took the tags off their mattress thats not a crime...its for the stores THEY can't remove them
     
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